In case you've forgotten that THE IRISH ARE ASSHOLES....

The Irish are Assholes.

"They blow up policemen, or so I have heard, and blame it on Cromwell and William the Third."

So sang, jovially, Michael Flanders.

Listen, it's not so jovial to carry a dead baby in your womb for months. Or a deformed monster that will plop out and die.

It's nice that the Irish aren't spending so much time throwing bombs at the Brits (for whatever good, bad or DRUNKEN reason). But they don't allow abortion?

ISIS and the MUSLIMS nearly made us forget about THAT.

You fucking drunken dumb superstitious backward Mick Morons. PS, if you can get your red nose out of the brown ale for a moment, yes, THAT'S AN INSULT. And meant to be. You potato-eating bunch of sanctimonious hooligans.

While we complain abut the backward Muslims and their crazy laws against women, let's hope that the U.N. and other groups can put pressure on the backward Irish!

While there are thousands, if not millions of Irish people who DON'T approve of the ban, and definitely thousands who waddle across the border to abort...THIS IS AN OUTRAGEOUS SITUATION.

THE ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY OF IRELAND IS ANTI-ABORTION, OFFICIALLY.

We're not talking about a few members of radical Islam, or a few idiotic Quakers, or a bunch of redneck Christian dipshits from a Baptist church that hates faggots, and whoever else doesn't believe in Abortion in the fucking 21st Century.

A WHOLE COUNTRY.

This makes Catholics seem JUST AS STUPID as Muslims. Religious fanatics are the same, whether they have a hummus complexion or it's pasty white.

I guess the Irish figure if they keep breeding any kind of bastards, no matter how deformed and brainless, it'll help defend against...what, the invading Muslims? A new wave of fat Brits who are built like Adele and Stephen Fry?

All I can add is that I've known women who've had abortions and no, they did NOT enjoy the experience. It's much better to use contraception and not be stupid. But as Zoo Mammy said after her brat (who should've been aborted) romped into the gorilla compound, "Accidents will happen."

Yes, Accidents will happen, and some guys hit and run. You think you won't get pregnant, but you're not the only one....

Pardon me. I do try to harness my inner Elvis Costello, and no, he can't be aborted.

Bottom line, if some woman has discovered the condom broke, or she doesn't want to spawn a monkey with a guy she's no longer dating, or she's lost her job, or WHATEVER, she should be able to abort within a reasonable length of time.

Fucking stupid Irish idiots. If you're anti-abortion, as Yoko Ono would tell you, then you shouldn't be killing sperm by masturbating. So take your hand of your dick, Seamus, especially when you're at the dinner table with Father Duffy. And, Father Duffy, you can take YOUR hand of Seamus's dick, too.

"Screw the Irish, how about that, folks?" Frank Dell, at the Palladium, as impersonated by Lenny Bruce.