Waking The Dead on EBAY

You're feeling sad. Your loved one is terminal. Time to buy an urn for the ashes.

Why not check EBAY for a bargain, over the price from a funeral home?

Just go to the category for crematory urns and see...

Yes, the lovable Mr. Vass, much warned, was told over and over NOT to offer adult magazines that kids could buy.

He posted over 500 a few months ago in the magazine section where people look for old sci-fi stuff, National Geographic or teen pop mags.

Ebay could've removed them for him. They let him keep stalling and making sales. They "warned" him to take down the offending items.

Then they allowed him to re-list all over again in a highly inappropriate category.

This asshole figured if people were checking the magazine category to remove nasty mags, he could outsmart everyone by sneaking everything into another category. Like one involved with dead people turned to dust!?!?

When people type in "Barely Legal" they find this shit wherever it is, but this MORON didn't realize it?

Meanwhile, you get the idea that despite being an Internet bully along with Google and Amazon, and controlling the auction field with almost no competition, EBAY still has to be PRICKS

Their CEO's make millions, they have got plenty of employees to handle complaints, and they charge obnoxious percentages to sell on their site...and they still ignore blatantly offensive auctions. They still pick and choose which ones they'll even escalate for a takedown or warning.

It's one thing to hide behind "we're just a venue, YOU have to report it." It's another when reports are ignored or the seller is given a slap on the wrist time after time.

Meanwhile, the STINKY KNICKERS SQUAD continues, and their unofficial mascot has to be THIS insane and ugly bint.

Offensive illegal auction title. CHECK.

Offensive seller ID name. CHECK.

Gruesome photo of a nauseating whore. CHECK.

Disgusting ad copy about "Mommy juices." CHECK

Here she is, folks, EBAY's candidate for SELLER OF THE YEAR.

Er, SMELLER OF THE YEAR.