Sarcasm being what it is, a lost art, it's hard to tell if he actually admires that blobulent cow
Slum proud, she is. No better than she should be. You go girl, That's OUR ADELE. Right, mate?
Fat and sassy, OUR ADELE is like Eliza Dolittle before she got made over into a lady.
Many generations ago there was attractive and saucy Marie Lloyd. A few generations ago there was "Our Gracie." Now? DARWIN WAS WRONG.
What's so wonderful about this bellowing piece of shit? Amy Winehouse she ain't.
We all strongly suspect she puts her name on songs she didn't write.
She just happened to show up when people were tired of watching Susan Boyle throw tantrums in public.
Adele came in when "fat shaming" went out. We're supposed to embrace (but not quite get our arms around) this crass and corpulent clownette.
She charges onto the stage like a bullshitter in a china shop, and then it's 2 hour of idiotic revenge songs about some ex-lover (which could be a goat, pony or even a pubescent hippo).
HOW many fucking songs telling off an ex does ANYONE want to hear?
The answer, my friend, is that WOMEN ARE STUPID. Just look at how many fucking romance novels they read. It's THE SAME BOOK EVERY TIME.
Remember "The Avengers" episode where a machine spat out manuscripts of romance books, written to formula? There are bints right now who have a series of 20, 40, even 70 read-alike "romance" books. Whether gothic romance, erotic romance, thriller romance...it's ALL THE SAME. Harlequin and other companies give out specs on how to write this shit ala Barbara Cartland or ugly blubbery E.L. James.
Funny thing, would the Grimsby Tell-a-Laugh run a picture of Adele flipping the bird? Would they coyly write "SUCK MY ****" or give a clue with "SUCK MY D***" and would Grimsby readers STILL be confused because this cunt doesn't actually have one??
WHAT is with low-class stupid TWATS saying "SUCK MY DICK?"
I've heard it many times...dumb Millennial sluts shouting at each other, or at anyone who asks them to please be quiet on the bus, "Suck my dick!"
TWATS are SO STUPID these days, THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW THEY HAVE TWATS.
who steals half the songs and puts her name on them, drones the same stupid "I want to get even with my ex" all the time, and
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