What plays Drums, but SOUNDS LIKE A BELL?

DUNG!

(OK, Dunn...but close enough).

Scary, huh?

He looks like Curly Joe DeRita, the last, oldest, ugliest attempt at keeping The Three Stooges alive. Imagine if DeRita played Frankenstein in a bad Hammer horror film.

Worse, imagine if one of the most creative drummers of all time, Mr. Wilson, was replaced with a plodding pounder who looks like a 300 pounder?

A certain author of a book on Boko Haram noted (on Farcebook) that at the band's last pathetic concert in Germany or Denmark or a sewer in Finland, the porky drummer was clutzier than usual.

This got him instant outrage from the loyal Shine-On Shit-heads who pay fervent allegiance to Gooker and to the Pinhead that trails behind him, sniffing the farts.

How dare you complain that Boko is a shadow of what it once was! Mustn't say anything bad about Gooker and his cover band! Gooker, loyalists insists, "sounds better than ever," and what ho, his revellers on guitar, bass, drums and whatever Casio thing they drag around in place of a Hammond, are all FIRST RATE.

Don't mention that Gooker hires people only if they are even uglier than he is. Or that this guy only got the job because Whitewhore kept pushing for him. Yep, insiders know. The last drummer had a conflict for ONE day, having another gig. He mentioned it to Gooker, and eventually worked it out so that he'd stay with Gooker. But Gooker's reply was, "No, we replaced you for the gig you MIGHT not have been able to do...and it's PERMANENT." Yeah, better to have this gruesome stooge.

Oh, it's a jolly world. THUD THUD THUD SMACK SMACK SMACK...DUNG!

The only thing worse would be hiring a Savage off a cruise ship.