Delusional Asshole of the Day - Tattooed Moron in Men's Underwear

Raise hands, everybody who thinks a redneck skank in Georgia, with tattoos, and an ugly face, and sneering while wearing MEN'S UNDERWEAR, is sexy.

Nobody?

How about buying a Polaroid of her for $3?

No?

Oh, I forgot to mention, she's got a BEANIE on. That's important to know, isn't it?? (PS, not a yarmulke, a BEANIE. Don't be thinkin' there's anything Jewy goin' on. This is GEORGIA!)

Just because a stupid photo like this will NEVER sell, don't think it will stop the idiot seller from re-listing it again and again.

Ebay allows morons 50 free listings a month, so they can indulge their stupidity, and pretend they are professional photographers or models. Same way GooTube gives mouse-fart pitch-challenged vocalists the illusion they are stars, and ugly fat nitwits "announcers" or "actresses" for describing what they bought from Amazon or sitting around reading "Pride and Prejudice" to less than 4 views.

Christ, who wants to view a few dozen shitty pix like THIS?

The delusion is that being on eBay MIGHT get this talentless photographer and ugly model a contract with...Maxim? Penthouse? The Lighthouse Magazine for the Blind?

You can imagine bragging rights in some hovel-shack in Georgia: "Hey, I'm a PRO-fresh-inal model! You can see MAH pitcher on EEEBait!" You know, like Jethro on "The Beverly Hillbillies" shouted to everyone, "I'm a Double Nought Spy!"

Well the proof is right here, bless yore pea-pickin' heart. See? Right on EEEEBait! Ain't that impressive? Golly, not everybody can hoist shit to EEEBait, or Gootube!

Just how many guyysss have a fetish for ugly tattooed skanks wearing men's underwear? Let's also consider that you can get so many FREEEEEE porn pix on the Internet you really don't need blurry Polaroids, even for $3 and postage. Like THIS garbage.

These aren't even come-on ads from the actual girls, saying, "Buy my picture! I have lots more! I take requests!"

Then again, a girl posing in the above pictures, would not likely get any request beyond, "Drive over to the Mississippi River and jump in."

This fool hasn't had a sale in the past month, and very few for any significant money in half a fucking year. But in the low-rent SOUTH, in armpit towns in Georgia, $3 goes far. If you can sell a photo for $3 once in awhile, why, that means a free breakfast, lunch and dinner at McDonald's. Yessir, they got "dollar meals" there!

Gad. Type in Polaroid, or OOAK and you'll find so many tasteless, dysfunctional twats making fools of themselves and dickhead "photographers" delusionally screaming about how their images are copyrighted and buying the photo doesn't mean you can make copies or publish anything. Heck, and you thought Playboy or Penthouse would snap at the chance of using a photo of a skank wearing a beanie and men's underwear as their centerfold!!

An added reason to wince with THIS fool, is that the seller generously donates 10% to charity. Hell, I'll bet when he (she, it) buys a happy meal at McDonalds, a few fries get tossed to the pigeons. Before they're shot.

The charity? Wouldn't you know, something about fighting "unfair legislation, and find qualified homes for sound Pit Bull dogs in Georgia." Yee hah. Gotta love pit bulls. Gotta love Georgia. Gotta love all the rednecks limping around with a missing foot, or waving with a missing hand, because they loves themselves a pit bull.

Come down to Georgia sometime. Skanks with tattoos, wearing men's underwear, with an ear or a hand or a tit chewed off by the pit bull they have on a rope-leash and that they feed leftover fries too, and allow to slurp Coke from a puddle in the parking lot...