"Excuse racist tone of post, but time is short. And so am I. And so is my rice dick.
"Lookee, not all races and cultures are alike. Time we admit this shit! So sorry, but true! This is why people travel. To eat different food, fuck whores of different colors, and do really strange things where it's legal to do it with dogs or ladyboys. Never you mind. I come to the point. Buy my eBay smelly Jap-panties!
"I know it is not even legal for a Jap to sell in eBay's adult section which is only for Americans, but you know us. We were sneaky at Pearl Harbor, so bombs away! Only now we put used panties on a plane and drop them on you!
"How weird is Japan? We got vending machines that sell cute little slut's used panties! These come with autographed card that shows girl wearing the panties! You sniff long time! What other country has this? Holland has whores in the windows. Mexico has donkey fucking to watch. Everybody different!
"Japan and our former ally in taking over the world, Germany, are known for scat movies. But big difference. In Japan showing a girl shitting is ok, but we blur her twat! We no wanna see THAT! Germans don't mind, but WE DO! We take mustard plaster, bunion pad, whatever, and glue it on the twat like a patch. That's good if blurring take too much time.
"Oh yes, another thing we rice dicks like: bukkake! We invented that word! But yes, we blur the stuff coming out. No like that. You only see stuff on a girl's face. That's ok. We odd, huh? We also invent crazy cartoons where we make our slanty girls have HUGE ROUND EYES and then have them squeal like babies getting fucked with oversized cocks.
"Everybody have culture! One culture has women in burqas blowing up anyone who is Christian, Jew, Buddhist, Druid, or sells used panties with an autographed photo card! Races are funny different hey? Too bad your country has no used panties vending machines. That's why me on eBay! Sayonara!"
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