Noh Jin-kye? No Can Do

Only idiot Muslims believe there's a God...one who is so inept and feeble, He needs ugly big-nosed hummus-skinned pubic-bearded jackasses to do his work.

Only idiot Muslims would think that God has killed thousand upon thousands of hot virgins, JUST to stash them on clouds so suicide bombers can fuck them.

Fuck them for WHAT purpose? Spawning babies in heaven? Because Heaven is a debauchery hotel where homicidal murderers can skewer women for eternity? Jesus!

All you have to do is scan the headlines, any headlines, and you see evidence that there IS no God.

There's no more Noh. Hey God, Allah, Jesus, Buddha, what was the point of not only preventing this schmuck from competing in the Olympics, but killing him?

I mean, THIS guy:

This slanted Slanty just died a miserable death from cancer.

PS, there are Muslims who died just as pointlessly yesterday, whether from falling off a horse, or being raped by a member of Procol Harum in Nigeria. Maybe a few Muzzies died from infection from bad baby food or accidentally being killed by some other hummus-skinned nitwit who thought the person was Jewish.

Back to No.

The kid worked and worked, and probably didn't even wank off as much as he could've, in order to be in top shape for the 2011 World Cup races. He set some records at this minor event, which had Koreans hoping he'd win gold at the Olympics in 2014.

He may have been in his prime at 18 or so, figuring gold and glory was only a year or two away. But in 2013, he discovered a nasty lump in his shoulder. What, too much of this awkward wacko speed-skating, and not enough natural wanking?

The lump turned out to be a tumor, which was getting bigger. What athlete gets a fucking tumor in their teens? And how could it be fatal?

Noh figured his destiny was winning gold at the Olympics, and an operation could wait. So what happened? He broke his elbow.

No, Noh did NOT heal in time for the 2014 Olympics. PS, do you remember who won the speed skating medals? No, neither do I.

Did he have some hopes that he might be fit enough to compete in 2018? Who knows. (Sing Song Who, a Korean psychic who works in Blackpool). Who believes there's a reason for everything. But that's conceit. Go get a telescope. There are billions of stars, billions of miles away, and there's a reason each is placed where it is? There are billions of people on this planet, and each one's life is meticulously planned out every fucking day?

ONE GOD wrote all the scripts? When most people can't even program their TV recordings?

Noh died from cancer last week. The point of all this? No point at all. Sorry, Muzzies, life IS rather meaningless. Nobody is watching over you. You do NOT get 72 virgins in heaven. You ARE asshole to blow yourselves up and nobody would care except you take non-Muslims with you when you do.

PS, the Syrian speed-skating team is NEVER going to win Olympic Gold.