Shauna Cuntwell's Bizarre Tattoo

The picture was leaked? It's absolutely reeking!

It seems that Shauna Cuntwell has gotten a tattoo of Bill Hoobastank over her shaved twat!

Art expert Amy Wagstaff-Wetone took a very close look. "I know how to draw diseases, so I guess a tattoo artist can draw Bill Hoobastank's face. My question is whether this is real or temporary. Maybe Shauna did it to atone for having made a porn video. It could be her guarantee that she'll never fuck another guy again. After all, no guy is going to want to fuck her with Bill's face staring like that!"

Noted singer Bono took a quick glance: "From one Irish cunt to another: that's horrifying. You know what it needs? Sunglasses."

So far, the only positive response has come from The Cock in Hole Hall of Fame. "There's a nice Deep Purple to it," says the curator, Steve Miller. "Shauna's close shaving has brought out the hue. I could frame that photo for our Dublin office and call it Hue McCracken. Or Huge, come to think of it. For a slim young girl, Shauna has a pretty overworked twat."

Indeed, nobody thought Shauna had such an extensive "colab" involving cock and labia, but she does seem to feverishly call out guyyyysss every chance she gets.

One thing seems certain. If it's real, she may have to change her name from Cuntwell to Cuntnotwellatall.