Shauna Gets to "Colab" on a "Fillum"

Shauna's manager Bill Hoobastank can't believe what's just happened.

"What a pain in the ass!" he shouts. "Take a look at this!"

Yes, that dizzy dozy bint Shauna Cuntwell ended up doing a porn shoot.

She went on GooTube waving her little paw, smirking her little smirk, and declaring in that adorable Dublin accent that she wanted to do a "colab" on a "fillum." She said she'd pick out somebody from the vast number of volunteers leaving a "nice" comment.

Some guy who wrote, "I can't sing, butt..." got her attention, and before she knew it, he had set up the camcorder and sunk his dick up her asshole. All she could do was blink in surprise.

"She usually gets only a few dozen idiots even looking at her silly-sync nonsense," fumes Bill. "I let her keep doing it while I planned something big for her! Now that something big is a dick in her ass! And it wasn't ME!"

Bill only gets to put his arm around D-listers if he pays $20 fo a photo op. He was heartbroken that Shauna fucked some guy as a "colab" for free. Bill didn't explain how he could possibly manage to penetrate her with his giant belly and small dick, but that didn't stop him from fuming, and then after a few more fragrant farts, all-out dumping in his diaper.

"Naive little nitwit! Once you do something like that, your reputation is ruined. And so is your sphincter!"

It's a dark day at Hoobastank Limited. Even Bill's wife, somewhat jealous of the perky Shauna, is mournful: "We gave her most of our lives! Sacrified most of our lives! We gave her everything money could buy." Except a microphone and singing lessons.