ALLAH ALLAH FATWA POKEMAN! RAH RAH RAH!

Oh, who is vying for most obnoxious ethnic group TODAY? Seems like the Muzzies vs the Japs.

The only surprise is that, representing the Muzzies, are the supposedly forward-thinking Saud-fish. We're always told the Saudis are our friends. We're told that unlike the dour Ayatollah and that bunch, the corrupt Saudi government is loaded with perverted princes who live mostly in Beverly Hills where they whore around and do drugs. The last thing the Saudis supposedly want is to take religion too seriously.

Yet most of the 9/11 killers were Saudis (not pious loons from Iran or Iraq or Syria). And it's the Saudis who have issued a FATWA against mythical little Jap cartoons.

There's just no shortage of NUTS in this world.

As the planet destroys itself due to pollution and overpopulation, a huge segment of "humanity" stubbornly retreats backward into superstition. Science is telling everyone that there's NOBODY around for BILLIONS of miles, yet these Muslim morons think Mohamed and his pals are on every cloud and are pissed off at Pokemon...Christians and Jews. Not always in that order.

Islam doesn't believe in evolution. These assholes don't believe in dinosaurs. They don't believe in rocks. They think the world is only a few thousand years old, and was zapped together by ONE GOD (ha ha you silly Greeks and Romans) who had only ONE true follower interpreting for him.

But why go on? We're stuck with millions upon millions of these dangerous idiots.

Why is it that Muslims are so insecure about their religion that they have to KILL anyone who doesn't believe in it? Why the fuck should they care? Nobody is going to the Middle East and telling them to believe in Jesus, and most certainly not Moses.

How come Mohamed, who seems to be alive and sitting in God's lap, if he isn't God himself, can't just send a plague down to kill everyone who isn't Muslim? Why's he resort to having diaper-wearing hummus-faced armpit-breath lunatics do it?

Yeah, this is the stable, rational religion we're all supposed to respect...a religion that goes into a frenzy over gook cartoons.