CUNTWELL CRULLERS!

Once again dizzy Shauna has crossed up her manager.

While Bill tries to finish up the documentary he thinks can open the bill at any "Cocksucker Blues" screening, SHE's been circulating THIS:

"I've created a new "cruller hairstyle" for myself," burbles Shauna, "and it's so much nicer than the flat, limp Taylor Swift 'do I was using. People tell me they could just EAT ME UP.

"That's when I realized I could make CUNTWELL CRULLERS! Only instead of dough and powdered sugar for a dessert, it would be a meal! I grind fish up into dough, and batter it and fry it and then give it a quick dip in my twat!!"

Shauna is hoping her cruller-shaped fish stick will get financial backing; she's whispering the word "KICKSTARTER."

She says, "This could be a whole new business for me. Of course I'll do singing commercials, and I'll use the profits to stage free singing tours. I'll also do "pay what you wanna for Shauna" shows.

"If my Cuntwell Fish Stick Crullers do well, I will branch out and offer a dessert. It'll be a wad of potato dough shoved up my ass and left in there for five minutes. It'll get warm and crusty and come out light brown. I call it my Butt Chippie!"