Ebay bootlegs? Ariana and Viley don't mind, YO...

What have we here? Oh, just another Millennial punk using EBAY like niggas use a cardboard box in front of a convenience store. Sell da bootlegs, yo!

What he got? Mixes, yo.

This is merely VOLUME EIGHTEEN.

Ya know, ya can make a big livin' by being Sir Mix-A-Lot. Be a DJ. Scratch vinyl and use ProTools to MIX and MIX and MIX right HERE and HERE and HERE. Dass talent, yo!

So where's Viley and Ariana and Bieber and all the others, to strike a blow for DMCA laws?

Oh.

It's the OLD people like Yoko that care about it.

It's the 40-something and beyond who don't have record deals and can't exhaust themselves with endless, garish touring in giant stadiums, selling "meet and greet" tix for $3,000 WHEN they feel like putting up with fans after a show for five minutes.

There are eBay pricks who are nickel and diming 100's of CDs and DVDs and, rilly, whatever, livin' well iss da best revenge. Viley and Ariana aren't worrying their pretty little heads about this shit. They'll leave it to Taylor Swift to have some morality.