Like the pose? Mr. Alienation ala Calvin Klein. The fuckhead thought he was auditioning for a cologne ad? What's your problem, Sourball? You can't afford more than a few pair of $50 designer underpants? Mum and Dad are paying your tuition but won't give you a Mercedes? You're no longer champ at Grand Theft Auto 5 because a clever Gook down the street managed to kill more hookers?
THIS asshole can join the list of Millennial murdering morons, which includes:
The white jerk with a comic-book fetish dressed up and machine-gunned people in a movie theater, and one of those genius-Gooks went on a rampage and murdered fellow students, and the two Columbine malcontent morons who took out classmates. And on and on.
This latest example, a shooting at a party in oh-so-kewl Seattle, would've hardly been worth mentioning except for a little tidbit tucked deep into the paragraphs. The one about KICKSTARTER.
Yep, this asshole raised over $90,000 on Kickstarter for some stupid computer thing or other.
Mr. Russian Geekboy was even working at the "GENIUS BAR" at an Apple Store, which is a damn good place to impress twats who can't figure how to hoist their shaved cunt pix to Tumblr.
This ingrate had a successful Kickstarter campaign.
Fact is, a lot of Kickstarter cretins get funded because affluent Millennials give them the money that they DON'T spend on CDs and DVDs and books.
"Oh, here, DUUUUUUUDE, go make a laser game, go create glow-in-the-dark underpants, go print up a guide to Game of Toilets or Harry Potter...THAT shit is important. A CD from a new singer-songwriter should be given away, or downloaded off a pirate torrent site FREE."
The amazing thing about Millennials like this, is that they are so fucked up by "reality shows" and special effects movies and bad music, they think they're living a game. This asshole decided to get a gun and play the part of MAD AVENGER, and go destroy not only some twat who was sick of him, but two duuuuuuudes as well.
The only surprise is that he ran away and didn't shoot himself in the fucking head, as most of them do. Maybe he read that Hinckley is finally back home with Mommy, so HE will get a pass in a year or two.
What have we learned?
That if you're not a Basket-Case singer-songwriter, but a Basket Case nerd, you can make a LOT of money on Kickstarter. Just choose an idiotic subject that appeals to other useless nerds, fools, jerks, spastics, autistics, jackasses, inbred freaks and misshapen ethnic excrescence. If that's not enough for you, then follow the lead of other Millennial morons and get yer 15 minutes of fame by shooting unarmed people.
Too bad nobody's gonna learn from this and do what should be done: ban assault weapons, demand background checks on anyone buying a gun, demand a WRITTEN LETTER explaining why the person wants a gun, and...oh yes...pull the fucking plug on Kickstarter.
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