DEPP SHIT - Oh, Johnny You're GOOD

There are some celebrities who anonymously donate to charity.

They turn up at a soup kitchen on Thanksgiving under the condition "no photographers, please."

Then there's JOHNNY DEPP.

Johnny seems to be one of the many big-time media whores who'll do something ONLY if the cameras are on him.

Here's a guy who won't turn up on a talk show unless he's promoting a movie AND he's given all the questions in advance so he can come up with funny answers or anecdotes.

What's he dressed up in his pirate drag for? For a photo op, obviously.

JOHNNY BE GOOD!

Does this guy bother to sign autographs? Does he suffer gladly the "selfie" requested by the passenger next to him on the plane? Or does he hide in first class, cloak himself behind bodyguards, and not care if he disappoints dozens of people as long as he can get a photo in the paper that will make millions think he's a cool guy?

It's just a tad CREEPY when celebrities turn up with an entourage and pose for pix when they do something SO nice for CHARITY. The DEPPths to which this guy and others go...is just so low.