Today's News: "I See London, I See France..."

Doesn't it seem like news sites are run by 12 year-olds?

That's because they are appealing to Millennials who have no sophistication, and to brain-dead fishwives and jokers who have the mentality of 12 year-olds.

What a headline...somebody's dress wafts up SLIGHTLY, and it's "SEE THE PHOTO!"

"SEE THE PHOTO!" "SEE THE PHOTO!"

"I see London, I see France, I almost see a little bit of somebody's UNDERPANTS!"

Or pantyhose. Whatever. When was it, 4th grade, when you giggled because you could see up the skirt of some girl at the playground, or some dopey kid had his fly open and a bit of white cloth was exposed?

WHO, WITH AN IQ OVER 40 and an actual age OVER 40, is really excited about these idiotic "wardrobe malfunction" pictures?

First, explain to me WHO this cunt is. I never even heard of her.

Olsen? Not one of the anorexic drug-addled Olsen twins? Then who? Nevermind.

I give her credit, she felt a draft creeping up her skirt, and used her purse to keep her modesty. Classy women are like that. They know how to get in and out of a car. They know what's see-through or not. They know when the wind's up.

Whoever she is, she showed good humor and poise. Note the high neckline on the blouse. She isn't one of the Nicki & Iggy bimbo idiots that the Daily Fail loves to describe as having "AMPLE" cleavage, or an "AMPLE" bust, or just plain "BUSTY."

A check of most Internet websites reveals dozens of idiot pop bitches, rap cunts and starlet whores trying their best to bulge out of a blouse, expose a nipple or let the world know they can't afford underwear. If you're 12, this is fascinating. If you're a hormonal Millennial you can't get enough of seeing the same thing over and over. If you're George Sanders, you fucking kill yourself because you're bored.