Reddit? Forget it. Get a life, you fucking LOSERS

What? There's a big uproar at REDDIT?

Gee, sorry, but with Twatter, Farcebook, Instacrumb, Craig's Shit, and so many others, I didn't bother with THIS particular waste of time.

This is, after all, the site where "the guy with two penises" has fielded questions (but did he answer, "Why are you such a goddam fraud?")

Somehow the cunts who run this thing are bitching at each other, sticking fingers in each other's twats, and having hissy fits. Some retard got fired. Another's apologized. And the vast army of "WE WANT FREEEEEE" are screaming because their favorite idiocy (what, no "Candy Crush?") isn't the way they like it.

How about this: I'd be in favor of the faggot losers from Anonymous taking this shit down and burying it forever, and every employee gets the shit beaten out of 'em by rioters flown in from Ferguson, Missouri. Because I have a feeling that Reddit is considerably low on Niggas, yo. It's one big whitebread loaf that doesn't realize it's stale.