Coke Scared Shitless by Muslims - Coca-Cola Caves In

Well, isn't THIS tasteful?

Like a woman covered up in a burka, Coke has covered its logo. One must NOT offend the MUSLIM WAY OF LIFE. And DEATH.

In some parts of the world, people LOVE and ADMIRE the AMERICAN LIFESTYLE.

Some Asians want to get an operation so they'll have Caucasian-looking eyes.

Some Frenchies and Germans adore black rap and find people to imitate that shit in their own language.

Some Arabs, even, like to dress in cowboy hats and jeans. Maybe privately.

Unfortunately, Americans number maybe 300 million?

MUSLIMS? BILLIONS OF 'EM.

So here we have Coca-Cola being afraid to identify themselves.

Their spin is that they're trying to "combat prejudice" by taking their names off their cans? No, they are scared to death of being an AMERICAN company in the MIDDLE-EAST.

So their can has THIS:

Does this sound like trying to "Combat Prejudice?" Of course not. Coke does not want MUSLIMS to think that they should be TOLERANT of Americans, Christians or Jews. Coke wants to take their name off the can and tell them, "Hey, we are covering up, just like wearing a burka. We're on your side."

You can bet that if ISIS or some IMAM decides that this is patronizing and INSULTING, Coke will crush every can and donate millions of dollars to a bunch of mosques.

As in: "What do you mean, labels are for cans, not for people? We are MUSLIMS! MUSLIMS!"

"WE BELIEVE IN LABELS!"

"We label people MUSLIM or INFIDEL."

"We believe in ISLAM! We believe in ALLAH.

"We DEMAND LABELS. You say if you are Shiite or Sunni! If you are the wrong one, WE KILL YOU!"

"We kill anyone who doesn't believe what we do. We kill anyone who draws Mohamed. We kill anyone who thinks women shouldn't be circumcised. We allow churches to burn and Jews are not welcome in our countries!"

"Who are YOU to tell us that labels are BAD? We identify as MUSLIM, and you have offended us, and we declare JIHAD on every Coke factory and we will blow them all up! ALLAH BE PRAISED!"

Yeah, Coke, nice going. You're running scared, and your attempt to deny your own identity is not going to work. All you've done is offended a billion hostile, obnoxious people who are secretly happy every time ISIS beheads a Christian.