Sunday, July 5, 2015

BRIAN WILSON IS DYEING

"I hate to break it to his fans, but Brian Wilson's dyed...yeah yeah yeah..."

Paul Simon sang it.

I can't quote more than that, because Paul actually is one of the few filthy-rich and copyright pissed-off rockers who not only goes after illegal downloads, but even smacks down those "let's post the lyrics" websites.

No question about it, though. Look at this:

BRIAN WILSON HAS DYED!

I'm not sure when this photo was taken. He looks a little too happy and coherent for it to be very recent. That's not to say that, like the zombie he is, he won't dye again.

You'd think he could get somebody to touch up the roots?

It seems Ringo has someone to even touch up the daily beard growth!

Speaking of beards, there's another BRIAN WILSON. It's THIS freak.

No, that's not a fake beard.

You'd think that an athlete wouldn't want so much fungus on his face when he's toiling in the sun for several hours on a hot, humid day in Florida, or Arizona or Georgia. This Brian Wilson is a major league pitcher, and he's become famous (well, among U.S. baseball fans) for being a walking armpit. I wonder if he applies a roll-on deodorant to his face before he goes out on the field.

As for the musical Brian Wilson, he's stunk for the past 30 years. In deference to the excuse that he's mental, I'll add that the rest of the Beach Boys stink, too, and Mike Love is positively rancid.

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