Prince George's Little Lord Faggot Suit - SELLS OUT

Isn't that ADORABLE. Prince George, who is barely aware he eats porridge, toddled around in bright red pants and a girlish blouse. "He wore it to his sister's christening," the reporters gush, as if he chose it himself.

Naturally the other half of the story is that pedophiles are buying this outfit, parents of GIRLS are buying this outfit, and adult males are buying over-sized versions of it to wear while squeaking, "Who's a naughty boy, then? Spanky me! Spanky me! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

OK, the papers are insisting that everyone in England is buying this outfit for their own little prince, but whatever the truth is, it's disgusting.

The Royals are living well, the companies they choose to promote are doing well, but the average person is anxious, depressed, and POOR.

OK, we must "always look on the bright side of life," and walk around with an inane Eric Idle grin. We must recall the days when Monty Python was new and funny. So, deep breath and big smile, the POSITIVE side of this, is that Prince George's little skin and blister will soon be promoting similar outfits, and not burkas. The princess will dress like a Disney character or like something out of a traditional storybook. For the moment, fashion in the U.K. doesn't involve wearing burkas, or sheik-robes with nothing underneath, and leaving droppings in the street.