Peggy March had the wrong idea

"I will Follow Him," sang Peggy.

No. FUCK that. How about "I WILL BLOCK HIM."

Ricky Gervais did that to a certain fat annoying ugly obnoxious no-talent opinionated slob named LOX.

I took my first (AND LAST) look at this useless waste of space's Twatter page.

UNBELIEVABLE. He "pins" a video of one of his songs, which is "now available" (via his website? Ooof, how UNIQUE).

It was about two minutes of boring, meandering, wimpy, lame "prog rock." No wonder he's a Pink Floyd fan. Only this is more like two bad minutes of an 18 minute Genesis song. As lightweight as HE is FAT.

Off to the side, there was a proud notice (along with a picture of himself cuddling his fucking dog) that he's been BLOCKED by several people (for being obnoxious) including Gervais.

Yes, that's typical of this bloody-minded hard-headed wad of entrails. He's PROUD that he got Gervais's attention enough to be blocked. Oooh, how controversial. What a provocateur. Come on, Piers, step aside and let the FAT BOY have a go.

And below that? His latest Tweets, aside from the desperate "pinned" one to pretend he's a musician.

The babbling boob has TWENTY SIX THOUSAND little shit bits, so he spends more time on Twatter than he does in the loo. He gets almost NO response. And this is from a twerp who follows HUNDREDS of people and who has built up HUNDREDS of followers.

The truth, of course, is that people follow each other JUST to be followed, and nobody wants to read anybody's stuff. They just want to see that THEY have gotten a few likes. Deluded, they don't stop even when it's obvious NOBODY likes their witless crap.

Mr. Witless can't shut the fuck up about anything, from AMERICAN politics, to trying to call attention to his latest unwrapping of some shitty album on GooTube. Oooh, using TWATTER to get people to GOOTUBE.

Make use of the time you have left, you fat tub of worthless shit. I hope it's not long.

BORING BORING BORING....

Does he NOT see that NOBODY is LIKING anything? That NOBODY is following along to see what HE thinks of a political speech in a country he knows nothing about? The only item on his list that got hundreds of responses was his Re-Tweet of SOMEBODY ELSE'S tweet. And yet, this useless turd obliviously circles the drain over and over, dribbling and drooling and not realizing he's drowning in his own drivel.

Good, let him rot in his Internet LIMBO.

The main reasons for Twatter, at all, is to alert fans to your latest LEGIT appearance, creative work, or news. It's useful if you're a Steve Martin and have so much creative energy you HAVE to toss bon mots SOMEWHERE. It's fine if you have a small circle of friends and instead of e-mailing, you can drop something clever IF they also have an account and have a SMALL amount of time free.

But jerks like LOX? And B-listers and D-listers who encourage and even re-Tweet them? Follow them...NO MORE.