It's full of meth addicts, whores, used panty sellers on eBay, Cuban psychos, sun-poisoned tourist assholes, rich old farts in gated communities, slums, and enough WHITE TRASH to fill the grand canyon.
Every day the news stories out of Florida are aboutidiots mauled by their pit bulls, morons owning alligators, bums eating each others' faces off...and for comic relief, something STUPID like:
a drugged up moronic Knickerless Pain, wandering around in a daze, then breaking into another asshole's home to get SESEME SEEDS!
He was high, but he would NOT eat his BURGER without SESEME SEEDS on the bun.
That's BURGER...Internet websites have NO PROOFREADING, so BURGER was written as BURGLAR. No no, he was the BURGLAR of the BURGER, you BUGGERS!
No, his name isn't ADIE.
Let's read more about the incident. Christ, it's funnier than anything Florida's over-praised "humor" writer Dave Barry could come up with:
America would be better off if some kind of natural disaster severs Florida from the mainland and has it sink into the Atlantic.
No comments:
Post a Comment
Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.