Gosh, we can't do ANYTHING with that Smelly Twat

Hurry hurry, here's a cheap bitch. Oh, not as cheap as Shauna.

Shauna will do anything for a FIVERRRR.

THIS twat wants FOUR TIMES that amount. She's willing to soil her reputation, and her underwear, for $20.

Is she worried that her neighbors might learn of her dirty secret? That eBay might arrange with Paypal to have her account suspended? Nah, she's a sociopathic whore. And a cheap one. $20 to mail her stinking underpants is a BIG TRANSACTION to her. Hell, she might even Shauna-ize the customer and say, "For a FIVERR every FIVE minutes, I'll talk DIRTY to you on the phone will you sniffy-whiff me and yank your doodle. Ha ha ho ho hee hee."

Sneaky cheap trick, this.

How pathetic does it get?

EBAY gives a "clever" cunt like this an easy way to sell illegal material. Just do it as a BUY IT NOW, and tell the world that SOMEBODY better bid FAST, because the auction will be withdrawn fast. If she hasn't made a sale by the morning, she'll pull the auction, knowing that it's very likely to have been reported.

Then she can grin. What? ME? ME DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL? OH, I REMOVED THAT AUCTION AND I SURELY WON'T POST ANYTHING LIKE IT AGAIN. NOT TILL IT'S DARK OUT, AND LONELY SNIFFERS ARE ON THE PROWL FOR MY SNEAKY ADS.

There are two ways to report a bitch like this. Use "REPORT THIS ITEM," which will usually take a few days, or go through all the hoops and get somebody in Pakistan to pick up the phone. Do the latter, and you get a lot of chatter. Like, "What is problem?" And "Can you repeat that auction number? It's what? WHAT?" Followed by, "Oh, this item about Used Panties?"

The Paki idiot is likely to not even know what's legal or not legal on eBay. And if the parroting puke DOES know, guess what? You get: "Oh, no no, I can not stop this auction. I will report it and the appropriate person will look and make a decision."

Ebay hires Pakis and other idiots to just placate callers, lather them in "thank you for calling" scripted compliments, and a lot of naan and barfi (that's Paki for shuck and jive).

In the meantime, some horny idiot will have bought it, and this cunt will have profited from her sneaky games. She'll also have gotten PM's from a dozen desperate sniffers, all trying to make deals with her OFF site. (As if she can't do this shit on Craigslist or in a hundred filthy forums).

The Paki, reading from the script: "Don't worry, this will be sent to the appropriate division. We are so happy to get your call. Rest assured, we want to make the site as safe and pleasant as we can."

And will you have a side order of rice with your phone call?