UGH, He didn't do it with FIVERRRR. JEFF BEZOS BUYS $23 MILLION HOME

Heh heh. Never underestimate the enthusiasm people have for FREE SHIPPING.

Or downloading mp3s and kindle files instead of buying REAL CDs and BOOKS.

Oh, and no tax for anyone outside of New York or California, where Amazon has offices!

WHAT, SHAUNA? LOOKING SAD???

Bozo Bezos has done it again. The MURDOCHIAN MOGUL (he owns the Washington Post as well as Amazon) is showing he's a D.C. POWER PLAYER. Move over, Trump. Hello, Neighbor Obama. It's BEZOS TIME.

That's the way it is with a true power-mad Fascist.

Over at mere Nazi Google, they just hire prostitutes and use heroin, and maybe overdose once in a while.

Ebay pricks keep a low profile in either San Jose Scientology, California or in psycho-Mormon Utah, while they take a percentage of tobacco, gun, porn and used underwear sales that are illegal but, "we're just a venue."

BEZOS? He LOVES to show off, ala Mussolini.

Wily Bezos used every loophole to make Amazon the destroyer of Mom and Pop stores, musicians and authors. He was proud to destroy every book retailing chain in the country. After boasting that Kindle was going to make Barnes & Noble obsolete and Amazon was going to make department store shopping obsolete, he then rumbled about opening his own chain of bookstores and drop-off department stores. You never know what he'll do next.

What a stunning development. He wants to make people think of him as not Bezos the Amazon Bastard, but Bezos, the Washington player, the OWNER of the Washington Post, who owns THE BIGGEST, RICHEST REAL ESTATE in town.

Surprised, Shauna? You can enjoy your pocket change so you can buy more razors to shave your twat more times a day. The REAL MONEY is not on FIVER or KICKSTARTER, dear. Trump, who made very loud noises about Amazon (and how they DO NOT CHARGE TAX OR PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE), is now glancing over at BEZOS as a serious rival. BEZOS has MORE MONEY THAN TRUMP and is proving it.

People are wondering if The Donald will actually keep ANY campaign promises. He promised to build a wall to keep out Mexicans. He said he'd make sure China stopped taking jobs away. He'd prohibit Muzzies from entering the country. He's already made nepotism and favoritism FUN again, with his insane appointees. He'll push through enough psycho Supreme Court nominees and cabinet creeps to turn America into the land of illegal abortions, thought police and no health care at all.

BUT...he also glowered about AMAZON not paying their fair share of TAXES. He grumped that Amazon and other Internet companies (like eBay) don't have to charge tax on any purchases outside their home states, and America is losing a fortune that way.

Hmmm, with BEZOS literally breathing down his neck by owning real estate BIGGER and MORE HUGE than anything The Donald has, you can bet Trump will back off on any law that forces Amazon to charge their customers tax.

Trump is basically inept, and a coward, and he'll only insult some useless idiot who has no power (Rosie O'Donnell wasn't exactly a big star on TV, nor could she find a good way of insulting The Donald except for the feeble "he has weird hair" jokes he happily ignores). So, Trump will ignore Amazon's tax loopholes, and leave the Internet the way it is.

While people are struggling to make a living and keep their jobs, here's Bozo Bezos, happily paying 23 MILLION to live in one of the shittiest towns in America (it's humid, and aside from a few tourist attractions, boring).

Bezos has turned a lot of people into drones. They work in an Amazon cubicle. They shove products into boxes. They import shit from Trump's beloved China. Ordinary people who want to sell used books or CDs must play by Gestapo rules just as severe as on eBay.

Go ahead, Shauna, garble a few audio words for a few sad souls who can't find a friend or relative to do it. Babble on a video for people who are desperate enough to need a painted up little flat-chested doll standing in front of a white wall and next to an obvious clothes closet. Smirk while a few idiots praise your cover versions of Taylor Swift. YOU ain't gettin' no $23 MILLION MANSIONS, missy.

BEZOS...newspaper mogul and BILLIONAIRE...who knows, he could be President some day.