Donald Doom

No, no, this will NOT be the place for constant posts about President Rump.

BUT...it was amusing, in a Barry McGuire way, to see that scientists have symbolically moved the DOOMSDAY CLOCK in his honor.

The article goes on to blame President Rump:

"The Bulletin pointed to President Donald Trump's careless rhetoric on nuclear weapons and other issues as well as his troubling stance on climate change.

“Current political situation in the U.S. is of particular concern,” Titley of the Bulletin Science and Security Board said. “The Trump administration needs to state clearly, unequivocally it accepts climate change caused by human activity…There are no alternative facts here.”

Last year, the clock remained at three minutes from midnight. It was moved to three minutes in 2015 from its place at five minutes to midnight."

Hey, they quoted a guy named TITLEY. Was he just milking his big moment?

But let's get cirius, if not cumulus, on this dark and cloudy day. No, cirrusly...

We all know that once THE BOMB was dropped on Japan, it was pretty much SAYONARA for the planet. The only surprise is that YOU are reading this and I'M writing it. Many figured we'd never see the 21st Century at all. There was "Dr. Strangelove" and "Fail Safe" and kiddies ordered under the desk for a "drill," and being told where the bomb shelters were.

There was even Ed Wood's "Plan 9 From Outer Space," with a line about how "stupid" Earthlings had learned to explode the very air they breathe.

President Rump should pat himself on the back for being considered more frightening than Kruschev, more deviant than Nixon, more obnoxious than his pal Putin, and certainly a far more lethal clown than the North Korea guy. And we know that ISIS and BOKO HARUM have no nuclear weapons yet, and for some reason we think it's ok that some urine-colored maniacs in the Middle East do. Or the Far East. Hello, India and Pakistan.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, for all his insane and obnoxious rhetoric, Donnie is not likely to hit the button. He is well aware that if he does, Russia will hit THEIR button, too. He'd like his obnoxious brat son Barron to grow up and have a crack at two or three borscht-mouthed Serbo-Croatian trophy wives.

As for climate change, most experts insist the tides won't rise a foot or two for at least a generation or two, and just because every year has gotten WARMER...Jeez, there are some pretty chilly days every winter, which makes people nuzzle into their FUR COATS and convince themselves that the planet is ok, and maybe just going through a "phase." The polar ice that has melted will freeze up again, right?

All Donnie's doing is antagonizing spics (the President of Mexico), sulky Muzzies who merely have automatic weapons and bombs stowed in crockpots, and the Chinks, who can't even see their slanty selves thanks to the thick clouds of pollution there. None of 'em are capable of blowing up the world just because Donnie calls them names. And he doesn't, actually. He still refers to "Mexicans" and not wetbacks or spics. He's really a sensitive guy. Compared to THIS blogger! (Sorry to any Spics, Fags, Niggas, Niggers, Kikes...or anyone else who might report the blog for being offensive. But actually, I'm not sorry at all. Fuck you, and your mother. The one who sells her soiled undies on eBay.)

Maybe the Doomsday Clock should be symbolically moved back...to the Stone Age.