Monday, January 23, 2017

Yo, she wuz singin' y'all. And her FARCEBOOK friends weren't payin atten-shun

Farcebook.

EVERYBODY is a star. Here's a woman who had nothing better to do than SING on some kind of live stream, so her "FRIENDS" could watch.

After God knows how many boring minutes of this shit, she keeled over, and nobody seemed to notice or care.

Her Daddy is shocked by this. He don't know FARCEBOOK do he?

Well, she was quite a breeder.

You can say that for her. She added more babies to this overpopulated world, and when she wasn't spawnin' she was singin'

Oh, and a big thank-ya to the illiterate reporter of the story, for lettin' us know where it happened: at a "house Herndon was at."

She be at a house, yo.

Ebonics.

Ay, where yo' house at? Who be at yo' house?

Nice of da friend to turn off the video when da friend arrived home from da house Herndon was at.

It was sick, yo. It was even DOPE.

Stayin' at home, singing on FARCEBOOK. And now, yes, of course, it goes from FARCEBOOK to GOFUNDME.

Das da Inta-net, yo.

Yo, Poppa, you can have a thousand FARCEBOOK friends, stop posting, and not ONE is gonna say "What happened to..." Not after a week, a month or a fuckin' year.

Nobody's talkin' about the biological father(s) of this woman's chidd-ren? Where he be? He not Go-Fundin' anythin'?

She should'a been a Shauna. Or Johnny. Set up the camcorder, hoist shit to GooTube, and have the world realize you're already brain dead.

No comments:

Post a Comment

Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.