EYMS: We know all about drug addicts and whores. We hire enough of them!
We give 'em preferential treatment in any jobs they have with us. We give them FREE transportation, too!
That means that when one of our whore/employees takes an extra hour for lunch to go out on a blowjob call, she passes the savings to YOU. YOU don't pay for her limo or cab. She takes an EYMS bus, free! Our bus lines have convenient stops near most any twat-hungry man with some money!
As long as the whore makes a special deal with the boss (a blowjob for HIM now and then) he'll look the other way and let her dress up tarty and hop aboard an EYMS bus to meet some horny guy in Hull!
Want to work for us? We're always pushing people out to make room for twats. Currently we have a few vacancies for bus drivers, as so many of them have failed eyesight tests, got into crashes, or simply are in hospital recovering from being serviced by some of our skankier employees!
EYMS!
EVERY YOUNG MOTHER SUCKS!
But don't worry, they'll fuck, too. And at a good price, thanks to free transport for ANY moonlighting cocksucking motherfucking EYMS worker!
EYMS slogan: "If we're slacking off on the job, it's because we give top priority handjobs and blowjobs to YOU! FUCK YEAH!!"
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