Ebay Ass Sales - The Writing's On The Wall

Wouldn't you pay a FIVERRRRRR to have Shauna write your name on her ASS?

She might just end up doing it someday, taking a tip from idiot sluts like SYDNEY and her friend

Maybe your drinking buddies would NEVER believe you got two hotties to fuck you (even for pay) and let you write on their asses.

Better to just get ONE ass written on.

Pick your ass.

You know that Colorado legalized marijuana. That might explain why somebody would be so high, they'd want to fuck a brainless bitch like Syd. She and her friend seem to be hoping to make a good living via amateur porn, prostitution, and ass-writing. ISN'T SHE LOVELY?

Oooh, a hundred pictures of this skank. In this digital age, all of this shit is put on DISCS. She's not sending real photos out.

Somehow there's more of a thrill buying pictures from the skank than downloading much BETTER and HOTTER pix of thousands of girls, FREEE just by Googling? There's a moron born every minute.

Lastly, only a moron would be attracted to an idiot twat like Syd, and only a moron would be impressed by ass-writing on a digital photo. Even a Huelbig does better, standing next to Piper Laurie. "See, see, that's ME standing next to her. I paid her $20 to do that!"

Even so, a Huelbig might get a scoff of, "That's not you, you Photoshopped your ugly head onto a picture of somebody ELSE posing with the great Piper Laurie."

So... anyone buying a picture from Syd or her friend, might hear, "You just Photoshopped the words on her ass. You never met her, and she has no idea who you are, and you sure as hell NEVER fucked her."

Which is why Shauna might very well join in, using somebody else's ass photo and using Photoshop to write the words on the digital file she sends!

What a dizzy dozy digital dimwit world we live in. Some idiot chick has some other idiot chick write your name for a fIVERRRR and mails it on a disc or e-mails it? Zzzzzzzzzz. You could Photoshop anything you want anywhere anytime. How DUMB does it get?

Some bitch and the guy who buys a picture from her. DUMB and DUMBER.

PS, one or two assholes have actually whined about the pictures (such as the above) on this blog, THIS wonderful, informational blog, which does not charge for ANYTHING and makes NO money.

The point that morons don't get, is that this blog is not celebrating porn or using it to excite. It's part of this blog's mission to comment and shine a light on how disgusting the MEDIA is and, so often, how easy it is for anyone to see any type of porn.

Brush up mediocrity and brush up venom. This blog does not intend to do anything more than comment on the absurdity and insanity of what passes for entertainment in the world, and what the MEDIA thinks is fine and dandy. This site is a MESSENGER. Don't mess with it with your trivial mewlings and complaints. That's why you can't leave comments. FUCK and OFF to THAT. Who cares what you think, or that you DON'T think? As for contacting Google, haven't you READ this blog long enough to understand that big corporations are too busy making money to listen to YOUR pussy-esque bleats? You don't matter in general, and in complaining about THIS wonderful blog, you only make yourself even MORE ant-like and pathetic.

Yawn. Now visits get a little "proceed at your own risk" warning.

That's a bit like The London Daily Fail saying, "warning: graphic photos which may be disturbing" UNDER the photo you can plainly see.

The London Daily Fail (and most every website on the Internet) routinely shows horrifying violent images without censorship, and worse, constant pictures of Kardashian's ass, of "wardrobe malfunctions," and goofy-faced jerks with neck tattoos and obese slobs like Adele. No warnings in advance, either.

Now you are WARNED. Know what it means? If you've come to this blog and been OFFENDED by a nude image (or possibly, written truths), too bad. YOU WERE WARNED!

Now fuck off, Pinhead. You DO know that bloggers have software that can track YOUR ISP back to your computer and where you live. You don't want to wake up with "DISGUSTED BY AMUSEMENT" written on your ass.