He's done nothing more than Nigga-up a bit of disco instrumental shit. It's ALL ABOUT DA BEATS.
Clunk-dakka dunk-kakka clunk-dakka dunk-kakka.
"It saddens me, because I'm really in love with life."
No, I didn't say that. YOKO did. You see, the ONLY lyrics on this seasick sappy hippie-dippie piece of crap are from MAMA. Her less than pithy remarks ("Everything we created is so beautiful...I don't want that to be destroyed") float every minute or so in this soup of tripe.
You know, war is over if you want it, and here, Sean is saying, "Mom believes we have a wonderful world, so let's not destroy it."
He's formed yet another alliance with some twit or other, and between the two of them, they have to go to Mama for TWO lousy lines to liven up this droning trance???
Yoko Tweeted a GOOTUBE link and if you bother to take a look, well, the visuals are "Yellow Submarine" rejects.
What more do you want? Tangerine trees and marmalade skies?
Julian VERY BRIEFLY aped the wan, stomach-achy Sgt. Pepper moans of his Daddy. His mournful ballads weren't quite as good as the opening to "Lucy in the Sky," but with a little help from professionals, he knocked off some hit tunes that were Beatlesque. For a year or two. Then he became very tiresome.
Sean? He quickly disappointed anyone who figured he'd do anything that sounded like John. One solo after another was hardly worth a second listen. Then he began finding idiots to form a band, or ONE idiot to help him create pretentious instrumentals. Add a BEAT, and hey, maybe the stuff could play in the same gay discos where Mom's souped-up percussion singles are hits. <> How sad that the germinated seed of John and Yoko would be so disappointing. There wasn't the excuse, as with Julian, that the twat he stewed in was mediocre and not known for anything creative. Well, let's remember that John and Yoko NEVER, aside from rotten electronic shit, collaborated on songs. Electronic shit, yes. SONGS, no. So Sean's stuff isn't John OR Yoko.
But he might as well change his last name to HERS, because he DOES keep reminding everyone who Mama is, and here, using her voice on his latest SINGLE.
How embarrassing, that this guy STILL has to cling to his mama's skirt, and remind everyone what twat he popped from.
If he had spouted a few of his own cliche remarks, NOBODY would even take a look, no matter how many times Yoko Tweeted a link.
But here, Yoko does have MILLIONS of followers (who foolishly think that because she FOLLOWS them, she reads their Tweets). If just a percentage bother to click her link, then Sean makes back his money, and deludes himself into thinking people care about his "music."
I wonder when the day will come when he just takes his fortune and disappears, rather than continue with these time-wasting and money-wasting vanity projects. Maybe he could go to Kickstarter and fund and discover REAL talent??
Saying something nice about SEAN: he ain't SHAUNA.
No comments:
Post a Comment
Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.