The Phonetic Shauna

ANYTHING? The sound made as her "byeeeee" waving hand strums her freshly-shaven twat??

She’s pretty difficult to understand, but thanks to GOOGLE-BINT TRANSLATION, we ran her audio through, unsure if her mewling and mumbling was more Irish, Welsh or Border Collie.

While her influences are American (Taylor Swift most of all) this deluded ditsy dimwit is a mumble-mouthed and insignificant U.K. resident. Yet her conceit is that despite obviously failing to interest ANYONE in her Taylor Swift covers after 40 or more GooTube attempts, she's ready to sell herself as a voiceover specialist!

She wrote on her FIVERRRR site, “I will record a female voiceover for anything.” But when she spoke the words, THIS is what the BINT TRANSLATOR came up with:

VERSION #1

Eye wheel re-curd a fee mail foist-offer four in a thin.

Second attempt, this time identifying her as coming from a different part of the U.K. (so the BINT TRANSLATOR could adjust for the accent)... VERSION #2 tried to find words to make sense out of the syllables.

Oil well reek cod affirm awl boys suffer far inner thing.

That's supposed to be “I will record a female voiceover for anything.”