Any crap they have lying around the house, they figure a sucker will buy. Like records "with a few minor scratches" and clothing "with a few light stains."
How about THIS?
What a fucking moron.
"Unfortunately this duck is damaged." No kidding.
"He is dried out and hardened. Therefore, he no longer squeaks."
People who collect this kind of thing (and there aren't many) want a squeak toy to SQUEAK. If the rubber is hardened, it's useless. If the fucking thing is in two pieces, it's completely useless. I mean, COMPLETELY; Yoko Ono wouldn't even claim it's "art."
"He is also broken in two pieces at the neck. It is unfortunate because the colors are still pretty nice. There is some scuffing, a tiny nick out of one of his feet, some cracks, and some tiny melt marks. Again - this is being sold AS IS."
Right, "AS IS." What else could it be sold as? "Before I send it to you, I will glue the head on, and rub magic softener into it."
Christ, if the moron brought this to a CHARITY SHOP, they'd throw it at him, and tell him to DUCK.
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