Fat, Ugly, Smelly and Illiterate

People know how to masturbate. They just don't know how to spell it.

Some people are fat, ugly and smelly. They just don't believe it.

We know, from a certain Matthias Gruesome Lange, and Bill Hoobastank Hell-Big, Barren Cock, and Amy Watson-Fatone, among others, that some fat ugly and smelly people have no shame. They not only have no plans to diet, they actually think they're photogenic. People should look at their pictures and their GooTube videos.

While the young Charles Laughton and the old Orson Welles proved that looks and a svelte body aren't everything, they had TALENT. As one usually does, it's easy to forget somebody's unfortunate failings if they have other attributes that make up for it.

But what the FUCK is with the arrogance of people who HAVE no other attributes? They're just pushy AND repulsive.

Just as Lange's ego and extroverted insanity motivate him to be pushy and annoying, the above MONSTER figures she shouldn't hide. Well, no, she's so fucking FAT she can't even hide in her own home. Half of her blubber is leaking out through the windows.

It seems there are sad, sad fetishists who have a crush on obese women. (That was a straight line; you know what the punchline is.)

The weird thing here, is that somebody would want to SMELL a fat broad's underwear.

All cats (and women) are fair in the dark. So what IS the big deal here? That if you buy a fat woman's underwear you get more fabric? There's more leakage into it? That instead of a twat that looks like half a slice of apricot, you can imagine something more the size of a watermelon slice? THAT is a fallacy.

The size of a fat woman's twat is no bigger or smaller than any other woman's twat.

A fat woman's used underwear MIGHT be smellier, since she'll have a tougher time reaching down there with a sponge. Even a janitor with a slop bucket and a mop would have trouble getting past those gigantic thighs.

When you're OBESE, you're not alone. You are accompanied by enough fat to create a second person.

The Fatso above is far from the only grotesque that EBAY happily allows on the site.

Here's the one who can't even spell masturbate.

Why tell more fat jokes? SHE is a FAT JOKE.