Give It Away, Give Bonuses, Give Prizes - Whore It Up

You know what you never see?

You never see an ad on a massage parlor site that says: "Free Blow Job With Purchase of a Fuck."

Even the skankiest crack whore on the street doesn't say, "Fuck me, and if you LIKE it, buy it. Otherwise, that's ok."

But here's an established singer and actress on FARCEBOOK indulging in pathetic humiliation.

Why? Because her album isn't that good? Her movie isn't that good? Or is it that the world expects FREEEEEEE?

Yeah. What do you expect when you check FARCEBOOK, where D-list actresses try to get you to buy their signed photos, and F-list twats tell you to fund their Kickstarter campaigns.

How fortunate to be a Bob Dylan and NOT have to be on FARCEBOOK to promote a dopey contest or give away a few extra songs because the album doesn't stand on its own.

The 21st Century Began and

"Dignity was the first to leave..."