Hooray! The Oscars have COLOR.

What GREAT news. THREE BLACK WOMEN and only TWO WHITE WOMEN are up for "Best Supporting Role" at the Oscars.

We all hope the RACISTS out there don't let one of the WHITE WOMEN win.

What if the BLACK WOMEN all split the vote and a WHITE WOMAN wins? Can we riot about that? Break a few windows and steal some TV sets?

No, no, y'all, REVERSE RACISM is cool.

It's ok to root against the WHITE people. They are the majority, but it would be a fucking crime if 3 of the 5 candidates were WHITE. Or, Christ (he was black-skinned you know), if 4 out of the 5 candidates were WHITE..

Do you believe this shit? The media is cheering because of ETHNICITY and not talent? A certain ETHNICITY of course. You have NEVER seen a headline saying, "At least two Jews have been nominated in Best Actor or Actress categories this year!" Why is that? There aren't that many Jewish leading men or women? Shouldn't we complain about that? Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep always win and they aren't Jewish. What a crime.

While it's true that most of today's shitty movies are still aimed at white nerds (all those idiot comic book hero movies) more and more whites are refusing to go to noisy, raucous movie houses, so blaxploitation films are once again becoming popular. Who can STAND going to a movie theater these days except blacks who scream at the screen and can't get enough tubs of junk food to eat?

Then there are the White Liberals who run HBO and Netflix, and who are more than willing to support black dramas that nobody wants to see, even blacks.

Huh? "Fences?" If it doesn't have Tyler Perry dressed up in drag, yo, or a soundtrack of rap songs by BEYONSAYYYYYYY, I ain't goin', yo!"

That's the reaction of blacks. They might've rioted if "Fences" didn't get a lot of nominations, but that's not the same as actually wanting to sit the ass in a chair and watch a movie that doesn't have violence and TITTIES.

But curious and sensitive white people will stream it on Netflix, at least.

Oh, and "La La Land" got the most nominations, because pandering to GAYS is ALWAYS good.

And a big loud cheer for antisemitic lunatic and woman-hater Mel Gibson, on his deserved "Comeback." This guy never apologized for his father being an out-and-out racist bastard or for his own nasty comments about Jews. How fortunate that aside from Harvey Weinstein, there are almost no Jewish producers or film moguls anymore, and most film studios are owned by Asians. So welcome back, Mel, with a fucking WAR MOVIE that panders to the redneck fetish for blood.

No, I have not seen any of this year's nominated shit, except the fairly lame movie about Roberto Duran that starred Robert DeNiro as Duran's manager. That movie was mostly concerned with how much people in Panama hate white people. And how important it was for Duran to beat Sugar Ray Leonard for being a cheerful black guy. (Also an ugly black guy, since the movie couldn't find someone who actually LOOKED like Ray).

I did download "Fences" but when I'll get around to it, I have no idea. I suppose I'll have to download "La La Land" just to see how ridiculous it is. HOW ridiculous? Even "Saturday Night Live" made fun of people who liked it. Somebody who actually saw that "Manchester" movie said it was crap. "Who cares about those people?" Indeed. Look at the jerks we have for movie "stars" these days. WHO gives a damn about them, black or white?