Demi Moore's freak child RUMER WILLIS was born a MAN

I'm sure we'll be seeing more headlines like that.

Right? "Tranny" is the new "Normal." Caitlyn Jenner is a superstar psycho.

Rumer Willis, an incredibly ugly skank, seems to be using millions of dollars in publicists to convince the world she should be up there with other no-talent media whores like Paris Hilton and Kim Kuntrashian.

But her face would frighten Jay Leno.

Being "daughter of bikini-wearing Bruce Willis and silicone queen and boy-crazed psycho Demi Moore" doesn't make it.

Being "SEX CHANGE SPAWN" just might.

Go ahead, double-ugly Willis, aside from flogging that you have famous parents, have your publicists start circulating this: "RUMOR HAS IT RUMER WAS BORN MALE." The long arms and manly hands, the gruesome face, the disgusting tattoos and the manly chest will do the rest.

It's the ONLY way for you, a repugnant hill of beans, to become famous in this crazy world.