Nobody's buying. Everybody's on vacation, caught up in travel or staying home and spending money on barbecue parties.
The exception...the PRE OWNED PANTIES twats. Their target audience has nothing better to do than sigh and sniff. Bidders sit at home trolling eBay ads looking for hope...something stinky arriving if they can just hold on and not commit suicide over the long, long holiday weekend.
Guyyysss like this can't tell the difference between real soiled underwear and a pair dabbed in fish oil. How easy for the eBay twats to put up three, five, even more ads ALL claiming to be selling "juicy wet" panties. Sure, easy if you just wiped the old undies briskly over whatever fetid seafood the tabby didn't want to eat.
Funny, some sellers conveniently have items in "small" "medium" or "large" because...they pilfer them out of the laundromat, steal 'em from Wal-Mart or buy 'em wholesale from a charity shop.
Since there are so many of these sellers coming back over and over, or not being stopped at all, the stinkers are trying to out-do themselves in frank, lewd pictures and descriptions.
Actual CUNT picture and insane copy? Sure...
Here's a bitch who is so snotty and obnoxious, she has a complete price list and the longer she wears her offensive garments, the more she expects to be paid.
The "personal touch" is still welcome. Some guys can't believe that a good looking girl will be selling her used underwear. It seems like a scam. It could be a GUY stealing some girl's photo and then opening that can of tuna on whatever he swiped from a charity shop.
THIS creature, is much more believable!
Lastly, how about a guy selling his ex-girlfriend's tent-like twat-wrap?
How believable: the guy is getting revenge on his ex. Somehow, she left behind a load of ripe laundry, and since she's extra large and her panties could be used on the mast of a schooner, he's "sailing" some!
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