Erection Killers - Libido Murderers

It's amazing how DELUSIONAL some bitches are. While it's true, as Lenny Bruce once said, "guys will fuck mud..." there IS a limit.

Lenny also said guys will even fuck chickens. Maybe so, but that's no reason for some hens to get cocky about it. Having a functioning twat, and some nipples, and a female face is NOT always enough.

Rodney Dangerfield joked about the "two bagger" sex act. This is where not only do you put a bag over the bitch's head, but put one over yours in case her bag breaks.

Here, we have some samples of women who actually thinking they are appealing.

I've excluded the fetish freaks, like the fat ladies and dwarfs who deliberately pose naked for the sheer outrage of it, or because there's a narrow (and I don't mean thin guys) bunch of idiots who find this a turn-on, or at least an amusing guffaw.

NOPE, to quality to be posted BELOW, you have to simply be an unpleasant bitch who poses like a legit centerfold girl...and with NO reason to be so proud.

This Top Ten is missing the 10th entry. You are invited to find one for yourself. And keep it to yourself!

This egomaniacal nightmare has no tits. Skinny arms. A lemony expression. Her rubbery twat seems to be vacuuming lint off the sofa cushion.

Yes, there IS a fetish for hairy women, but not YOU, Sasquatch. Thatch crotch. This pose almost says "Dare you to keep that erection."

This will blacken your mood. She's fuckable...for Ray Charles, maybe. This is another bitch who thinks if she's got a twat, guys will find her hot. But what IS going on down there, did she sit in a wad of licorice chewing gum? Even if Ray Charles was guided into position, he'd start fucking and reach out to hold her tits. Ewww. he'd wonder if he had his hands on two naked mole rats. Ok, Ray Charles fucking her is impossible. He is dead. Lucky Ray.

What a coy expression. OY.

Yes, not every gal is blessed with a good pair of "fun bags," or "rib balloons," but YOU FLATTER yourself. Lady, nobody is FLATTER than you, and you have no reason to hoist your shirt and smirk. If you get laid, it'll be by some latent homo who is going to fuck your ass while patting your chest and thinking of a high school boy.

Another dementedly cheerful piece of cheese. Desperate guys will want to dig in? Hey skeleton, I'm skeptical. Do guys throw a blanket over you in bed, and just concentrate on your face and your cunt flaps?

Maybe she gets sex partners because SHE is out of focus, not the photo.

They were almost disqualified, as something you'd find in a Fellini adaptation of a Stephen King book. Somehow these twin freaks think that they're presentable? I suppose they have that "we're up for ANYTHING," look in their eye, but what penis would be UP for THEM?

Here's a defiant slut. "Fuck you, see if my withering, angry look and middle-finger gestures can keep your cock from withering!"

What the FUCK is the purpose of posing like that? It can only be to TURN OFF anyone who might find that ginger twat appealing. But you can't just fuck a twat without looking at the face, or hearing a horrible voice or smelling bad breath.

The term "lovemaking" is out of the question!

Maybe a misogynist could maintain an erection, and bang her so her head would be banging against the headboard till she slowly loses consciousness. Then a cumshot in the face while she's out cold, and the photo goes viral on 4Chan. "And if that isn't love, it'll have to do, till the real thing comes along."

And lastly...

Just your arrogant, garden-variety chub. If all her fat was collected inside her mammary glands, that would be a good thing. But the way she looks? She is a BAD THING.

PS, Ms. James, your "50 Shades" books are as unappetizing as you are. You ARE E.L. James, or is there an even pudgier piece of cow shit by that name?