Monday, January 2, 2017

Suckerberg Sees God, and Sean Mourns Carrie

What's the latest with FARCEBOOK?

IF I'M BEING HONEST, my New Year's Resolution is to stop wasting a lot of time there.

I almost vowed to NEVER post there again, but I've amended that. I'm just being VERY selective. And I'm limiting my time to maybe once every two weeks, and then for less than 10 minutes. That's enough to see anything important or truly amusing.

For some reason, Suckerberg decided to tell the world that he's got religion. He's not saying WHAT religion. Maybe he wants the Muzzies to think that he's an Allah fan. Or at least, not a heathen, so don't hack or destroy him or his fabulous website.

He's admitted he was born Jewish (hard to deny it with the obvious Jewish name, and the Jewish cliche of marrying an Asian, as Mort and Woody did).

The important thing is that he is NOT an ATHEIST.

So leave him, Priscilla CHAN, and MAX and BEAST alone. It's some kind of fucking Yuppie thing to name kids Max. It's "earthy," you know, not like having a last name for a first name, like Taylor or Tyler. No, no, "MAX." Whether it's a male or female. And a dog's name? "Dog" is always good, but "Beast" is real clever.

He hasn't said where the fuck his God might be, but he is NOT an ATHEIST, so don't come after him, ye religious fanatics and antisemites.

"Religion is important." Right, Mark. ISIS sure thinks so. Or they pretend to. WE know the heads of religion tend to be pedophiles, power mad dictators and debauched douchebags. But their followers will die for the cause, convinced of a reward in HEAVEN."

Religious fanatics thump their Bible or Koran, and show off these fucking depictions of angels in the clouds. HEAVEN. But modern science has proven that there ARE no angels in the clouds. There's no heaven or hell. "Above us only sky," and beyond that, billions upon billions of stars and galaxies. As Bill Hoobastank DOESN'T know, despite watching "2001" a zillion times, space is pretty fucking INFINITE.

And yet, Muzzie monkeys rave to the sky as if Allah is looking down from a nearby cloud: "Look, I just killed 50 Egyptian Christians...look, I just murdered 50 gays...I just killed all sorts of people at an airport and even some Muslims..."

Has anyone asked a RELIGIOUS fanatic where exactly God is? Which cloud?

No, nobody dares ask because you question a fanatic and the fanatic will take out a knife and kill you.

If you talk to an INTELLIGENT religious fanatic, like your neighborhood priest or rabbi, the answer will be, "Er, uh, God is ALL AROUND. God is, er, uhhh, invisible, and sees all..." and all those cloud paintings were just "depictions" people should not have believed?

All the religious fanatics BELIEVE. Ohhh, do they BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE.

They are schizoid. Demented. Wacko. You can reason with them about as well as you can reason with Shelley Duval. Or anyone in a strait-jacket in a rubber room.

God has been keeping watch for a 100 million years, and watched the dinosaurs come and go? THEN he suddenly decides to create Adam and Eve? And what was the point of creating Uranus and Jupiter? For show? He chose to create Venus and Mars for fun, too? He created the sun and decided to toss a few planets around it? What a set designer!

Considering God could've made humans magical, he chose to create a complex bunch of veins, arteries and organs, which can go defective?

He also figured that 40 years was long enough for the average human to live, but he upped it to 50, and to 70? But some die at birth and some go past 100? Mysterious ways indeed.

Or do you believe his son was Jesus, or that he ordained Mohammed? How about big fat Buddha? What about those silly Greeks and Romans who believed there was a different God for everything? What a SILLY idea. We've disproved that. There's only ONE God.

Considering how pissed off he was thousands of years ago when he had Noah build a boat and he flooded the Earth, what's going on now? He's letting us destroy the Earth ourselves so he doesn't have to?

A lot of killing goes on just on the crazy notion there are 60 virgins and a bunch of goats waiting...SOMEWHERE. Hey, Habib, WHERE? You're ready to behead some white guy who is a doctor and trying to help your people. The doctor is just going to moulder like rancid meat? But when YOU get shot to pieces by troops who arrived, YOU are going...WHERE? Which cloud has the goats and virgins, asshole?

Maybe Suckerberg knows.

Meanwhile...there was an interesting post on Farcebook from Sean Lennon. So, he leaned on Carrie Fisher for help? More than big brother Julian, or the wise Yoko herself. After all, Carrie's parents were Debbie Reynolds and Eddie Fisher, and while they quickly became has-beens trading on a few years of hit record or movie fame, they were, what, in the same league as John and Yoko? Eddie was shot down by a deranged fan? Oh well, Carrie I'm sure had LOTS of advice to Sean, beyond "take some pills, drink some booze, and throw yourself at Harrison Ford and Dan Aykroyd."

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