"I see your AURAT!" Muslims still insist on being in the 16th Century

When people (mewling white rabbits) cry that Muslims aren't ALL terrorists, they do have a point.

Muslims aren't ALL terrorists, they just don't stand up to the ones that are.

One thing almost all Muslims are, is BACKWARD. Dumbass half-ass head-up-the-ass BACKWARD.

This is why Ayaan Hirsi Ali and a few other Muslims are embarrassed, and write books suggesting, as Christian and Jewish leaders have, that religion shouldn't stay mired in superstition and stupidity.

The Western religions? "Hey, fuck this "no meat on Friday" deal."

"Look, maybe birth control isn't such a bad idea."

"TWO sets of dishes? Fuck "KOSHER," it's against my religion to buy so much crockery!"

ALL Western religions agree that it's fun to look at a gymnast's crotch.

NOT THE MUSLIMS.

Frankly, I didn't know there was a TERM for this. It's the AURAT.

The "Aura" is a spiritual glow around your body. It might have something to do with the "third eye" in the center of your forehead. The "Aw RAT" is the TWAT, or, Habib, the "Camel Toe," that can be faintly spied lurking under a leotard.

ALLAH IS GREAT! No? NO? Seeing the outline of TWAT is not GREAT?

There the Muzzies go, being goddam loonies again.

Maybe you'd like to see gymnasts in burkas?

There was a time when female bathers wore cumbersome outfits down to the ankle, too.

It would be comical if the Muzzies, like the noodle-headed Pennsylvania Dutch, Quakers and Amish, simply kept to themselves, with surly expressions, and engaged in adultery and murder on their own territory. And sold us home-made bread.

But no, the Muslims want to inflict their backward ideas on EVERYONE. If you're not a Muslim, you DIE.

No? Then why don't the HUGE population of Muslims say so? Why doesn't the huge population of Muslims encourage Christians and Jews instead of burning down churches and refusing to even let a Jew into a tennis match or a beauty contest?

Rula Jebreal, one of the women who are against Madame Hirsi Ali, insists that insulting Muslims is a bad idea because it radicalizes them. Well, yeah, making fun of religion to religious fanatics does that! What Rula doesn't explain is why she's a fucking Spiro Agnew, or Richard Nixon, smiling at "the Silent Majority," and defending their inaction.

Oh, says Rula, poor Hirsi Ali got her twat flaps severed, but that's not ALL of Islam. Not ALL Islam countries do that. Hey, enough do. How does Rula suggest that this barbaric activity cease? Or that we don't have gymnasts in burkas? These Malaysian loonies aren't violent but they are backward. What are they staring at a woman's crotch for? Look away if the sight offends thee.

Here we have some supposedly NICE and non-violent Malaysian Muslims, whom most people had no idea were Muslims at all. They could've been fruit-druids worshiping pineapple trees. And they're upset about gymnasts? Then don't have a team, and don't have games. Spend all day praying, and being NON VIOLENT and leave the rest of us alone.

Or, as Alan Arkin might've phrased it, "AW RATS! ARRRRRGO FUCK YERSELVES!"