Hooray, Kenny Chesney fans are redneck drunken shits

Years ago, it was a disgrace for your concert to degenerate into brawls and arrests.

Now it's a sign everyone had a good time.

Reports on black and redneck garbage...rap & C&W music concerts...now echo Elvis Costello's famous quote to live by: "I used to be disgusted now I try to be amused."

This report from E! Entertainment is almost giddy in complementing Chesney on how many yee-ha assholes went bonkers. There's a hot link so you can "enjoy" listening to cops talking about morons shitting their pants, too.

The only reason to leave your house, and to pay for music instead of stealing it, is if you can get high, get violent, and act like an animal.

Yee ha, ya good ol' boy! YO, KNOW WUTTUM SAYIN' NIGGA?

If you're gonna pay $100 or $200 (or God knows, $500 or more to a legal scalper) you damn well better have some stitches, bruises and broken bones to show you had a GOOD time.

There wasn't one line in which Chesney issued an apology. There wasn't one line about how awful the show was for families or normal couples out on a date. The whole thing was written up like some dude witnessing a car accident: "Awesome!"

You did notice the plug for Deadspin? That's the way "journalism" is these days. One of the sound-alike assholes (Deadspin, Decider, Gawker, BuzzFeed) writes something up, and everyone steals it. When did you ever hear hear of a website suing another for plagiarism? Never happens, because they ALL steal from each other like good Communist hacks.

Back to the story.

Isn't it quaint when people go to a concert to actually sit and listen to the music, and give the musicians some respect?

Obviously with most shitty rap, C&W, or even drug-fueled progrock, the idea is to be out of control and obnoxious to the point of not even being able to control your bodily functions.

"They had to carry me out, I was so wasted...what a great time I had! I almost forgot about my diverticulitis."