You know this amusing tale. Fat slob slut "Tillie" Mitchell has cost the taxpayers about a million bucks a DAY as the cops chase two convicted MURDERERS around upstate New York. 18 days, several sightings but they're still on the loose. It's thanks to Tillie, who worked in the prison and fell in love with two killers.
"Tillie" had a history of being a mindless bint. Among the guys she cheated on her first husband with, was Lyle Mitchell. They even fucked in public, on railroad tracks outside their workplace. When she got divorced, this idiot Lyle actually married her. Married a cheating BITCH!
He didn't think SHE would be unfaithful to HIM? Look at this goofy-looking load.
"Tillie" created a tough situation at work...both her first husband and Lyle worked with her. Her first husband got so sick of seeing Lyle, he beat the jerk up. Eventually all three lost their jobs.
When the Mitchells went to work at a nearby prison, "Tillie" gravitated to the prison tailor shop, and to the lovely-named David SWEAT. Eventually she smuggled in tools to help him and another psychopath escape. Cops instantly knew it was an inside job, grilled her, and she told all, admitting that she was cheating on Lyle.
Dopey Lyle could've had some sympathy if he hadn't proved what a shit-for-brains he is. At first he said, through his lawyer, he would have no comment and would NOT be standing by his wife.
The humiliation and curiosity got to be too much for him. He went to visit his wife, now in jail and unable to make bail. She tearfully babbled that he shouldn't believe the newspapers or the cops. She had been true to him. Sure, she helped the two guys escape, but...er, uh, oh, just because she wanted to be helpful.
The dope not only believed her, but went on television to tell the world!
Poor sap. He's willing to believe a cheater/liar? Or is he just ashamed that HE is now in the position of her first husband, only worse?
This is where our tattered media comes in. Yes, thankfully, the world hasn't yet degenerated into nothing but BuzzFeed, TheDecider, Huffington, Gawker and other regurgitating birds. There are actual reporters on struggling newspapers who are still out there getting the complete story.
These days a prick like Lyle Mitchell controls the media. HE decides who will get his story (and for how much money, and he'll demand the questions in advance, and agree on the ones he'll answer).
But he can't control real reporters who dig for news sources, establish connections, and spend hours and days and weeks tracking down leads.
Two reporters found an ex-con who witnessed the antics of "Tillie" Bitch Mitchell.
Yep, David Sweat had to be very desperate to go anywhere near "Tillie" double ugly Mitchell. He and his pal weren't just after sex or food. They wanted her to help them escape, too.
A few days ago, cops found dirty prison underwear, bloody socks and Sweat's DNA all over a jar of peanut butter in a deserted cabin. That's Upstate New York...it's really hillbilly territory. It's loaded with crappy little cabins used in the summer by assholes hunting deer and birds. It's full of shacks and obscure homes dotted along miles and miles of woods and forests. There are farms up there, and failed factories in ugly cities like Buffalo. Some old hippies make a living growing marijuana. Old coots can be hermits up there and not even a postman comes by; they have to drive into town to get the mail at the post office!
And in this dull, stupid environment, clods like "Tillie" Mitchell have nothing better to do than eat and spice up their dull lives with kinky/dangerous sex. This cunt was making $57,000 a year but she had to fuck a convict at her 9-to-5 job. She also nearly got herself killed, since most everyone figured if she did provide a get-away car, once they got to Mexico, she'd be six feet IN Mexico.
This idiot story is disgusting if amusing, but not at a million dollars a day.
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