Zara Philips Stole a Bed Pan By Hiding It Up Her Vagina

The Daily Fail has a picture of something called ZARA PHILIPS.

This is some Z-grade "celebrity" or maybe even a "royal" of some kind?

The big deal is she might be pregnant. It's always bad news when white trash breeds.

But I'm pretty sure a photographer caught her stealing a bedpan and once she got home, she popped it out and put it under her bed, displacing several African men.

Nice outfit and hat, huh? She looks quite a bit like a hard boiled egg that went rotten.