Repulsive Rachel Dolezal Eclipses the Kardashians

Yes, that pompous, psychotic one-woman wrecking crew, RACHEL DOLEZAL, has been all over the newspaper like it had been used to wipe dog shit off the curb.

It's STILL going on. We can't avoid the brown stain of RACHEL DOLEZAL, "I passed for Bright," with her inane excuses, her stubborn insistence she's black, and her utter ignorant arrogance.

Oh. Ignorant arrogance? Maybe she IS black!

(I keed, I keed...)

No, I don't....I don't....

Raunchy rapey Rachel is playing the Kardashian porn card. She's claiming there's a sex tape out there (ooooooooooh) because her mean nasty black husband insisted on jumping her bones constantly, and turning her out on camera like the little white whore bitch she is.

So tell us, Rachel, who owns that tape and how much do you want for it? You want to extend your fifteen minutes, right?

You'd think that Rachel would've stopped wanting to be black after she married an abusive black guy. Christ, even Madonna regretted BLACK guys. She actually, laughably, told interviewers she was shocked that BLACK guys treated her more abusively than any others. "I thought, you know, because they were a minority, they'd understand that women are a minority, and..." oh, SHUT UP, gaptooth!

What's pretty nauseating about this fiasco is that there are actually Milky Limpwrists who are standing up for this lunatic. As in, "If she identifies as black, then she is!"

Some blacks are even flattered by this bullshit, and don't understand that this BITCH took a JOB away from a BLACK WOMAN by PRETENDING to be BLACK.

Just how easy IS it to fool black people? How STUPID are they?

(I keed, I keed...)

No, I don't...I don't...

Lemme tell you about Craig Ferguson. One of the things Craig Ferguson HATED was people imitating his Scots accent. He didn't find it flattering, and he absolutely detested "Scotty" on "Star Trek," because James Doohan's accent was so stereotypical and abominable. Now, if Craig Ferguson can get worked up about an accent, I think white AND black people should get worked up about a cunt-twat using spray tan, a tanning bed, fucking up her hair, and smugly pretending to be WHAT SHE IS NOT.

So while Kim ponders her selfie-camera, stares down at it, and shows her flanky, bronto-backside, and Bruised Genitalia coyly slips around and coquettes behind dark glasses and inside dark limos as the paps try to get a photo, it's REPULSIVE RACHEL DOLEZAL taking over the headlines.

This includes her pervert brother, her religious psycho parents (who actually adopted a bunch of black kids including some Urkel nobody on the planet would've taken) and her ex-husband and co-workers. UGH.

Her history is loaded with disgusting self-entitled bullshit. As Talib Kweli pointed out in Rolling Stone:

"She sued Howard University in 2002 for discriminating against her for being white. She said she was denied a position because of her race, and that a professor there took her artwork off the walls because she was a white woman. To me, that exemplifies the worst aspect of this story. She tried to take advantage of the university by suing them, and then later she advanced her career by playing black. She has a history of taking advantage of the situation.

With all due respect to the NAACP, working with them doesn't prove you're not an asshole. They're the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, and we don't even call ourselves colored people anymore. I saw NAACP people in Ferguson when I was down there, but I also saw that they were down with Donald Sterling (racist basketball club owner). Anyone can start an NAACP chapter. So I don't think that's the best judge of her character.

What could be worse than this hideous fake-black DOLEZAL? Micky Dolenz getting a sex change? While keeping his bald spot?