Crazy-ace Caitlyn Jenner To star as Psycho Killer in "CARRIE"

Caitlyn Jenner will play the crazed and murderous mother in a re-make of "Carrie."

Her real-life daughter Kendall will play "Carrie" in the drama.

Jenner mentioned on his new reality show, "I want to be a movie star now. I know I can be scarier than Piper Laurie in the original. I can become the female Christopher Lee."

Indeed, Caitlyn looks frightening and psychotic in this publicity still for the movie:

JESUS, look at that frightening face. THAT is a normal woman?

OK.

Now, at what point did you begin doubting that this was a real story? Believable, wasn't it? When I saw the photo in today's paper (I'm not sure what stupid thing it was promoting; probably just another episode in the media whore's new reality show), it just screamed "HORROR SHOW."

When he was Bruce Jenner, he easily in the Top Five of "Worst Plastic Surgeries" in Hollywood. Now that he's undergone even MORE, and hormones as well...he's FUGLIER. And older. OLD AND FUGLY.

That he is so insanely determined to change sex at an age when a lot of people are DEAD, only shows what kind of a psycho he is...the kind that could star in low budget horror movies.

There are plenty of Trannies out there who are much better role models than this. That's a fact. There are also much better white sluts sucking black cock than Kim Kardashian. There are also prettier rich whores than beak-faced and snotty Paris Hilton. Too bad the media is too lazy to find 'em.