Would you like a Kardashian Ass...SIR?

You expect odd stuff in mail order catalogs.

They specialize in things you don't see in ordinary stores. Ladies can easily find cheap knickers. BUTT...they might need a catalog to get an "uplift" padded pair.

Ho hum. Here's a page...

UPLIFT? Well, yeah, if you want to keep UP with the fat-assed Kardashians.

Negroid features (bulging lips, gigantic asses) are now the new standard in beauty. Flat noses and Brillo hair, not so much. Not yet.

Ha ha, you think. Women not only have the traditional worry of boob size (to the point of padded bras or implants) but now they have to be self-conscious about their rumps? Too bad.

Then I turned the page.

"What's this?" I assed. Uh, asked. I'M supposed to be worried, too?

Jesus Fat-Bottomed Christ.

Is this more of the Kardashian Kurse, and the "bootilicious" arrogance of jut-butted rappers and other Diddies? Black guys are proud of having big behinds. But the models on the page are white.

If it's not a "black thang," then it's a gay one??

You mean, a poofter will accentuate having fuckable back-cheeks, to the point of rigged underpants?

Then what? He picks up a sailor, they undress in the dark, and the sailor starts groaning dismay like a sea-sick Kenneth Williams: "Owwwwwww, ducky, you tricked me! Your bony ass is hurting my pelvis!"

Padded underwear for men. Is is the end.