OBlah-blah-mas chat up The Royals

"Well, isn't this special."

"Lah dee FRICKIN' dah!"

It's the meeting of useless, time-wasting money-spending "royals" from both sides of the Atlantic.

Now that he's a lame duck, and the attention is on the hideous candidates for 2016, The Big O doesn't give a shit if his wife and kids pretend to be the Queen and the Princesses, and go off on an expensive world tour.

What, the FUCK, are they prancing around England and Italy for? Er, uh, something about calling attention to "education" in "impoverished communities?"

First off, beeeee-atches, there's plenty of IMPOVERISHED COMMUNITIES in AMERICA. Take a look at your skin color. Now follow it to shitty neighborhoods all over AMERICA and see how many blacks are either not going to school at all, or marking time jerking off or having sex in the washroom, or murdering their teachers.

It's beyond obnoxious that rich people have the gall to make some speeches and think that it means anything. "We have problems! People, we need to have better education!" Yeah? What are you doing about it besides exhaling balloon juice?

In this case, go talk to your husband, Michelle. Talk to DADDY, you kids. You don't need to be giving gifts (ON TAXPAYER MONEY) to the royal dollop. Or sashaying around Italy. You want to be impressive, go examine the schools in Ferguson, Missouri. Or if you LOVE travel, go to the Sudan. To Libya. To Somalia. To Nigeria. Ukraine. Why the FUCK are you in tourist countries, sight-seeing and prancing around in expensive sun-dresses from the Jackie Kennedy Collection?

And WHAT in the world could THESE TWO have to say to each other?

Here's a strange thing to say: we need an IAIN DUNCAN-SMITH in America.

(Shudder). Why?

Because there's no arrogant bald-headed bully on the conservative side of the aisle calling attention to shit like this. There's no opposition. There's no Republican shouting, "Look at THIS shit! What a waste of taxpayer money! Obama, you should be embarrassed!"

Man, I'd LOVE to see that creepy, leering, smug, obnoxious fucking Iain Duncan-Smith get right up into Obama's face:

"Does the right honorable President think that education in America is SO PERFECT that his wife and daughters need to spend thousands of taxpayer dollars calling attention to "impoverished communities" in Great Britain? And, if this is so, wouldn't the right honorable President think it better to have Michelle drag the kids around Grimsby rather than sip tea with the Royals and give their brats presents?"

Instead, all the moronic cunts of the world sit with their sappy smiles and coo over what outfits Michelle and Kate and the rest of 'em are WEARING. And the husbands just grumble, "Hand me the sports pages," while shoving peanuts into their gobs.

"It's GOOD to be the KING!" And it's even BETTER to be a President who is playing out his last years in office by letting his family vacation all summer on the taxpayer's dollar.