Caitlynn Jenner, the former Bruised Genitalia, seems to have it both ways, so let's just say "kick in the crotch."
Awww, possums, the glee has worn off, it's finally OK to savage this idiot's lousy taste in frocks.
From "Caitlynn Jenner" rocks a dress, and other ridiculous headlines, we now are getting "Fashion Faux Pas" and "Caitlyn Needs Fashion Advice" etc. etc.
Bravo to hostile fashionista Kirsten Fleming for pointing out SOME of the disgusting aspects of THIS walking nightmare:
"Media Whore Bride of Frankenstein" would sum it up, as well as "Grotesque and Delusional Scrotum-Empty Screw-Up" or simply "Old Barfbag." But Kirsten offered a little more Voguing:
The novelty of this painfully idiotic mutation has worn off. Great. It's about time people started to offer less empathy and more honesty, especially since this IS Bruce Jenner, who was a notorious asshole for the past ten years, did nothing to keep his whore-bitch little twatlets from becoming almost as annoying as their step-sister witch Kardashians, and also neglected to punch his wife Kris Jenner hard enough so that she couldn't talk through broken teeth.
Go fuck yoursef Caitlyn, nobody else wants to. Now you face the real challenge, which is still having the stupid stewed brain of a dopey sweaty jock moron and having to catch up on 65 fucking years of expertise in hair, make-up and fashion. It seems that you have all the money to hire assistants to make you look as reasonable as a hideously deformed bit of plastic surgery can make you, but are demented enough to look in a mirror and merely think, "I feel pretty."
You may FEEL pretty, but you look SHITTY.
When WILL these Kardashians and Jenners just GO the fuck AWAY.
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