White Trash in the Garbage Disposal

Here's amusing news. A dumbass white cracker, aka a redneck motherfucker, aka an inbred piece of trash, decided to take himself a swim despite warnings about alligators.

Take a look at that stereotypical inbred honky fuckass face.

It would probably wouldn't look any worse floating around in the river, like a poached egg on the surface of a pot of water.

Moms Mabley (black comedienne) once observed, "You should say something good about the dead. He dead. GOOD!"