Just Another Stupid Meme

Why is it that STUPID PEOPLE are COMPELLED to show how DUMB they are by creating MINDLESS MEMES?

Here's JUST ANOTHER STUPID MEME.

SO THE FUCK WHAT: Three old and ugly guys happen to appeal to SCI-FI and FANTASY nerds?

CAPTAIN KIRK is OLD, too. Oh, but he didn't happen to be around at some dopey convention to get his picture taken. So the guy who played ANOTHER fucking "Star Trek" captain is there.

Out of uniform, there's nothing very cool about PICARD. PS, asshole, that is NOT his name.

Why are these guys being referred to by the roles they played?

Why aren't they COOL for being actors, and not for wearing stupid costumes in a few stupid movies nerds like?

PICARD. He's not cool if he's just "Patrick Stewart."

Next to him: SPOCK. Let's not use his real name, either!

In case you didn't get the news, fanboy, THIS guy is dead. Nothing cool about THAT. He's been replaced in a new movie using the old "Star Trek" TV characters. Yeah, anyone can wear those silly ears and talk with a frozen face.

PS, a significant bunch of people NEVER thought SPOCK was cool, because they learned he was Leonard Nimoy and Jewish. Ewwwwww.

Last and least, GANDALF.

Ian McEffeminate.

Any old bugger could play that role, or any OLD WIZARD role.

What did this guy do with his fame? Go on talk shows and raise his eyebrows and simper about how GAY he is.

As a famous has-been comic used to say, "A heterosexual talking about sex is a creep. A homosexual can do it, because that's his craft."

None of these characters ("Star Trek" mannequins and a cliche Tolkien cornball) were really THAT cool to begin with. Spock on the TV show looked to be about 40. That's not old. When he got older and grizzled...nobody wanted him, and "Star Trek" was re-tooled by a new cast for TV shows, and younger people in the new movie.

Cool? BORING.

The two living guys are limited actors. They don't have very distinctive voices, and have rarely gained attention if they DIDN'T appear in a sci-fi or fantasy film. The dead guy? What ELSE did he ever do that anyone remembers? He replaced Martin Landau on "Mission Impossible" and was boring. Nice guy, but in his chosen profession, he was very limited, and NOT COOL.

Being called COOL by some nerdy asshole who circulates MEMES to impress people...is NOT COOL AT ALL.

PS, there IS an age limit on cool. Most of the time, actors get replaced when they get old. Most can't find any work except to sign autographs for Huelbig morons at a memorabilia show. Judi Dench still works, but who the FUCK would say she's COOL?

PPS guys, the hats...the DOPEY HATS...