Bankrupt Mt. Gox - Bitcoins, Free Porn, Buy Drugs, Free Illegal Downloads and Let's All Rape Copyright Owners

Goodness Gracious. MILLIONS of DOLLARS gone MISSING.

And some weasel, some Kim Dotcom, laughing all the way to bankruptcy court (and ready to start up again with a new name).

BITCOINS!

Who thought this wasn't a good idea?

Not the greedheads looking for a way to pay for their illegal, stupid drug games, whoring and buying whatever "premium account" might be needed to steal movies faster.

The Internet cocksuckers who use blogs, forums, e-mails, and torrents to invent a "whole new paradigm" for stealing, traffic in illegal drugs, and even white slavery, always had one weak link. It was the Anne Robinson of the cyberworld, a prissy bitch named Paypal. While MasterCard and Visa wouldn't even get involved in the stinky world the cyberslobs inhabit, Paypal would. Up to a point. After enough complaints (the company IS affiliated with eBay, notorious for requiring "enough complaints" before acting), Paypal would take away the "tip jar" on the blog, cut off the account to somebody selling illegal shit on a blog (like drugs cut with even more dangerous drugs), and even help prosecute a grifter with various spam and "pfishing" schemes. Imagine, ruining their FUN?

So the BITCOIN arrived...a way that criminals could deal directly with little criminals in buying boner pills. You could use Bitcoins to buy "premium accounts," to either download copyrighted porn and music and movies -- or to gain access to a "fun forum" full of swingers or insane downloaders. You could buy Bitcoins or bring some teenage girl (or boy) from Taiwan right to YOUR door, to keep her as a sex slave in a basement for ten years until she got too old to be interesting and you hired someone with Bitcoins to remove the body.

The problem with this latest UTOPIA for AMUSEMENT on the fucking INTERNET? Gosh, SOME of these BITCOIN people were dishonest.

SOME claimed the real money never arrived and got lost in transit. SOME blamed hackers when millions of dollar went missing. SOME rewarded trust, the same way Kim Dotcom did at Megaupload...by turning around, stealing all the money, advertising for more, and then skipping out.

Or don't you remember that when the heat was on Megaupload, Kim Dotcom put out a special "half price offer," suckering millions of people into buying a 6 MONTH (worthless) Megaupload premium membership for the price of three? Less than a few weeks later, he siphoned all the money, and Megaupload was shut down. And he skated happily around his playground of New Zealand, and danced over to Germany and back, and laughed and laughed while hapless idiots huffed, "Where's my refund?" Oh, isn't there HONOR among THIEVES?

PS, Megaupload was SO big, it intimidated Paypal, who would've been sued for discrimination for denying access to a mere "file sharing" company. PS, Paypal has a rule that says that you can NOT get a REFUND if you use PAYPAL to pay for a "SERVICE" rather than a "PRODUCT." So Paypal shielded Megaupload from any claims for refunds.

Back to our current story. Oh woe is the poor guy who wanted some boner pills so he could fuck his dog Muffin in the ass every day. Oh woe is the poor guy who wanted to pay off a hitman discretely to kill his wife because she caught him fucking his dog Muffin. Oh woe, woe, woe to all the gullible twit-headed robins who trusted big bad wolves of Wall Street who owned BITCOIN companies that were above the law, or could slide into bankruptcy.

But, whoah, there! Whoa whoa, DAY-O and HOO HAH. You can bet these same people will come running when Mt. Gox returns under an assumed name. Or they're told that FLITCOIN or ZITCOIN or ZINHOFFCOIN is ready to help them get around "silly" laws that protect people against bogus drugs and dangerous criminals, or help innocent copyright owners get their modest royalties.

Watch out, HANS....They know ALL ABOUT YOU. Government Hackers SPY AND SPY AND SPY

I LOVE IT...these assholes who troll forums and spew their filth, and create blogs to give away porn videos and every record album they own, and start up torrents and smugly tell the world they can never be caught.

Right, right, some ISP app you stole off Kickass is going to protect your identity. Ho ho, ha ha, hee hee.

First off, there's Big Brother Google, and they know what you've written on your g-mail account, and know all about your blogs, and know all about what you bought with Google payments.

Then there are the professional criminals that run sites such as Megaupload...the ones you trust not to abuse your credit card, and to keep your e-mail account safe, and to let you download all the shit you want in total anonymity. They'd never sell you out, right? The guys who run that forum you love, where you post dirty pictures and confess to all kinds of illegal activities...oh, nobody would have reason to pick on a few targets for potential blackmail one day.

And then...there's YOUR OWN GOVERNMENT.

Right, tulip-breath. YOUR government. The one that lets you suck their teat for welfare money and retirement money and the rest of it. They wouldn't want to...keep an eye on you and take a good look at everything on your computer and/or monitor everything that you've let fly via e-mail to others. And they wouldn't somehow find a way of quietly turning on that sneaky camera computers happily provide for you...so they can spy on everything you do in your room.

The story is about a British spy organization, but don't worry Hansy, don't worry "Zin," don't worry Christer the Swedish Meatball, and all the rest...one day there will be a knock on the door and they'll haul you away for twenty or thirty years, because they've completed a dossier on you and let you pile up the offenses. Maybe it was the illegal downloads. The embarassing and illegal porn of questionable taste and ages of the girls (or boys). Whatever...YOU thought you were safe and anonymous, just like those pimply-faced teenagers hiding behind the Guy Fawkes smirk-masks. No, no, it's one of the big traps.

You can't scam and spam forever. And if you're just some innocent person who walks his beloved dog Muffin, and never EVER does anything dishonest and creepy, not even uploading an old Kay Starr record...YOU are being watched, too. A person like that, the last you'd suspect, could very well be a child molester, or a drug dealer...or, what the fuck, it might be amusing to watch Mr. Ordinary Citizen getting his dick licked by his beloved dog Muffin.

Yes, the government is checking your e-mail, using devices to turn on your computer's camera, finding ways to check on where you've used your credit card and what illegal sites you've been downloading from. You really bought into "Google is Your Friend" and that your purchase (or illegal theft of) some "spam detecting software" or "Internet cyber guard dog" is really going to save you?

YOU are a prime target. Aside from government spies looking for legit troublemakers, or those that could be fined a huge amount...YOU would be a fun target just for a change of pace. "Hey," says the government agent, "I'm tired of reading this Muslim terrorist shit, or adding up the number of times Hans the Douchebag has offered Beach Boys albums because he's a latent homo with a fetish for topless blond guys. How about I surf a random bunch of e-mails and check for dirty photo attachments? How about I flip a few switches and take some infra-red footage of people having some kind of bizarre sex just a few feet from the computer...."

AMUSEMENT is important, too. Spies can get bored. It's very ENTERTAINING to enjoy some secret peeping at your expense. Yep...all the money you saved by going to Zinhof and Kickass, and all the fun you had by mouthing off in a forum about what a dangerous dude you are...time to put on some aluminum underwear, because YOU are getting BITTEN in the ASS.

New York's REID FONTAINE has SEX with a COW while covered in JELLO

As Groucho used to sneer..."If THAT'S your idea of a good time..."

The Internet is LOADED with diversions...Twitter, Facebook, Kickass, Chat Rooms, Forums...all kinds of ways to waste your time.

The real world? How about going to a bowling alley? Check the church socials. Find a sports bar and yell your guts out for a bunch of jerks wearing a jersey color you like, or who have a team with YOUR stupid city's name in it.

BUT...FUCK A COW?? Really

The hapless, stupid looking jerk named Reid Fontaine has no fucking excuse for his fucking insanity. Up until this incident, he worked as an IT network specialist for the Farmington School District in Connecticut. He had access to the Net. He was around people (though not children...his job was to "maintain...technology infrastructure.") He could've adopted a dog to do WHATEVER so many other dog owners do...

Instead, he had to cover himself in gelatin (?) and assault a heifer, while his moronic friend videotaped it. What's the deal, Reid...you figured if Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian had sex tapes, YOU could be famous, too? Only if the cow was named ADELE...and could sing instead of Moooo.

Seems these assholes were performing their antics on unguarded upstate New York farms. A farmer, kind of suspicious that his cows were acting weird and there seemed to be signs of somebody breaking into his barn, set up a camcorder...and caught the two idiots. He then turned over the creepy video to the police.

No word on what oriface Reid Fontaine used. He may have been buggering the cows. COWABUNGA!

KHLOE KARDASHIAN: DON'T BREED. You are an UGLY MINDLESS WHORE

Cosmopolitan, the Bible for moronic, air-headed cunts with too much time on their expensively manicured hands, has become pukeworthy.

The magazine that once had delusions of "smart" when Helen Gurley Brown edited it, has dumbed down to putting...

Yes...that monkey-esque, brain-dead yammery piece of chimp shit KHLOE KARDASHIAN on the cover.

For what? This fuck-a-thug moron is a role model for women? This dumbass whose mama made her a "reality star" can teach anyone anything useful?

No, the Cosmopolitan readers are given the breath-taking news that KHLOE WANTS TO HAVE A BABY SOMEDAY.

Hey, ex-lover LAMAR ODOR, or whatever your name is, climb out of the sewer of obscurity long enough to...

SHOVE AN EGG-BEATER UP THE HUMONGOUS YAWNING CHASM OF HER CUNT.

Scramble EVERY EGG IN THERE.

Do it to redeem yourself in the eyes of GOD. Then go find a Sistah and enjoy a decent life.

GOOGLE angry THEY CAN'T GET CINDY LEE GARCIA MURDERED.

Aw, the guys at GOOGLE aren't happy.

They don't, yet, have control over life or death.

Not completely.

Oh sure, they can spit in the face of President Obama (more on that in a minute).

Oh sure, they can spy on people with their Googly-Googly Google-Eyed Google Map game, and let anyone zero in on where somebody lives, and case the neighborhood and figure out the best way to break in to rape, rob and kill.

Oh sure, they can usually spit in the face of a copyright owner, force 'em through endless DMCA hoops, and kill a person's livelihood to the point where a performer might commit suicide.

And yes, yes, yes, GOOGLE can corruptly encourage and even pay (via Ad Sense) the small-time thieves, liars, petty-crooks and con artists they allow to upload copyrighted material to YouTube and offer illegal downloads and outright porn on Blogspot blogs. Go anywhere in the shit-stained underbelly of the pigs who inhabit torrents, perv-zones and forums of fuck-heads and you'll see this phrase all the time: "Google is Your Friend."

BUT...

Once in a while, they lose a round.

What's all this, then?

You all know that cyberbullying is a great way for Google, Twitter, Facebook, Comcast, Time Warner and the rest to make a fortune. The more Internet action the better. Publish any antisemitic, anti-gay, anti-black, pornographic racist shit and it's ALL good for THESE RICH WHITE GUYS. Go ahead, Google "how to make a bomb" and "how to start jihad" and Google will take you where the action is, especially if it's on a Blogspot blog they own, and one that is loaded up with "ad sense" shit and ads and a "tip jar" for "Google Payments."

So YouTube (owned by Google) wasn't too concerned about having millions see a nasty insulting movie that might piss of Muslim fanatics. If somebody was naked in it, it would've been removed. Can't have NAKED on YouTube. But other than that...It's ALL Good.

Except the irresponsible jerkoffs who made the film took footage of one CINDY LEE GARCIA out of context.

In essence, they put her out there as a target for Muslims and Islamites...some of the stupidest, angriest, most violent jerks on the planet.

Cindy asked YouTube to take down the video but, naturally, GOOGLE, like EBAY like all the others, says "Jump through these hoops. And after you do...if we so decide, or we feel a "counter complaint" is justified, go fuck yourself. Sue us. Take us to court. Ha ha ha. We dare you!

Cindy dared.

After all, her life was at stake. Google wasn't saying, "Come on, dear, we'll fly you to one of our Scientology-like compounds. You can hide there and get a job with us, where the brainwashed fuckhead Yuppie scum we hire get free food, exercise, and other perks for being pricks..."

Nah. Remember, THIS fucking movie, when it first surfaced on YouTube, was "blamed by the Obama administration for sparking the deadly September 2012 protests at the American embassy in Benghazi." That's the New York Daily News I just quoted.

But as I said at the top, GOOGLE can SPIT in the FACE of the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES and keep up a video that got people killed...with an ordinary, helpless woman named Cindy Lee Garcia in the cross-hairs of a maniac's rifle.

Fortunately, the woman could prove that she did NOT authorize the fuckheads behind this "movie" to use her in their game.

The last line...hilarious. Google's "Standards." WHAT standards? The one that has allowed Christer the Blister, an asshole in Sweden or the infamous Dutch Douchebag, Fat Ugly Hans, to get a free blog hundreds of times while ignoring the obvious? The standards that allow bootleggers on YouTube to post 5 minutes of a TV show and an address or dotcom for purchasing the bootleg? The standards that allow various sex freaks to film themselves and then post contact information?

Google's Standards! I'd like to see the official book of their standards. Oh. But I don't speak German, and the tome is called "Mein Kampf," isn't it?

Ass-Face Bully HUGO HESNY steals while sucking up to his BOYFRIEND JUSTIN BIEBER

Hello, big ugly dumbfuck. Yes, YOU, Hugo Hesny. Mr. Tough Guy.

Is there ANYTHING you won't do for your cowardly BOYFRIEND singer/employer, Canadian Creep and Pussy DeLuxe JUSTIN BIEBER?

The story is that rather than being the ordinary kind of bullying bastard who pushes fans to the ground, steps on feet, and shoves anyone who gets "too close" to a "STAR," YOU, you ugly monkey-faced monstrosity, YOU are apparently an outright THIEF, too.

Well, is that such a surprise? Where do pussy boys like Bieber get their bouncers and Nazi-guards from, anyway? Reputable agencies that are responsible, or from jail cells?

Your story is what, exactly? Your BOYFRIEND pussy boss is too cared and wimpy to deal with a photographer taking pictures? You and your posse of goons can't surround the princess properly to KEEP photographers away?

Or do just like being a sadistic gorilla, you fucking double-ugly no-brained piece of shit? That it, HUUUUUUUGO? YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, how about that?

So, incredible HULK of DUNG, you don't just tell someone to put a camera away, you GRAB THE CAMERA? And take it?

Sure, if the photographer is half your height and weight...because you're just as much of a coward as your girlfriend, the BOYFRIEND singer, Justin Bieber...snotty brat of the century.

You're counting on Biebs the BeeBee Boy to throw all the money he can to get you off the hook. Then what, you suck his dick for him?

Aren't you embarrassed to chaperone a piece of shit like Justin "Never Wear a Shirt, Wear an oversized Ass Hat" Bieber?

Hey, HUUUUUUGO, as in HUGO FUCK YOURSELF, why not be a hero and throw a punch that flattens this pussy bastard's nose and knocks half his teeth down his throat? The world is waiting for Justin Bieber to get his ass kicked, and get the fuck back to Canada and stay there.

PS, did you try and grab the camera from the prison photographer who took your mug shot? Guess you're not THAT tough, Huuuuuuuuuugo.

Charlotte Dawson's Suicide: Two of the Saddest Words

"You win," written before her suicide.

They must be laughing with delight at Pirate Bay. "Zinhof" is probably sad...only because Dawson never made an album he could steal off KICKASS and re-post with his name as a password. The assholes with the Devil, Mephisto and Death graffiti names must be lighting black candles and turning up the volume on their Manson music. All the trolls at Facebook, the losers, the green-eyed maggots, the malicious parasites at Twitter, the leaders of "Freedom of Speech" at Google and Wikipedia...they must all be waving their fingers in a V for Victory salute...while grinning behind a V for Vendetta mask. Hackers everywhere must be wondering, "will she be cremated, or can we get a cleaver, get into the funeral home, and give her ONE LAST HACK before she's buried..."

Pump your fist, you bastard. Pump your dick too, you non-fucking parasite who will NEVER be ANYWHERE NEAR a woman who looks like Charlotte Dawson. Blame the victim and go back to your cowardly games and your mindless selfishness.

All over the Net, wherever "copy wrong" is shouted, wherever "we will get you" is the motto, and wherever "zero paid" is the choice over "the golden rule," you all can look at this woman's death with unhealthy pride.

Yes.

"YOU WIN," you losers. I'd say don't for a minute have any feelings of remorse...but I know you better than that. You spiteful wretches, you unhappy and malicious have-nots...you have no feelings. You are just ugly gluttons who gloat over every nasty thing you do to "get even" for being cowardly lions, heartless tin men and hideous scarecrows that impersonate, but aren't, human beings.

MILEY CYRUS (VILEY VIRUS) and KATY PERRY: TWO OF THE STUPIDEST CUNTS ON THE PLANET

Here we go again...what the world needs most...pictures of two arrogant air-headed bitches flaunting their (undeserved) fame...

Little puppy-faced Miley, as always with her diseased tongue hanging out...and dumbass Katy Perry...playing their "ooh, I kissed a girl" game. Like we didn't see this from Britney and Madonna YEARS AGO.

Why is it that Viley always apes what others have done? Just like Bonehead Bieber (with the crotch grabbing, and now the Snoop Dogg shizzle-bizzle talk) she can't EVER be original.

As for Katy Perry, what was she ever, except a pair of tits?

Instead of being silly bints, these two cunts could be educating young girls on how to become successful...oh. That IS what they're doing...ok girls, you can be successful by calling attention to yourself for having tits, a cunt, a tongue, and an ass that backs into any man's lap.

It's a big "Fuck You" to the parents of teen girls...who not only have to pay for crappy downloads of bad music, and stinky fragrances, and demeaning overpriced concert tickets...but have to explain, "Well, yes, Miley and Katy are millionaires for acting like brainless sluts...but YOU should do your homework..."

Can you imagine Viley Virus and Kunty Perry putting on a free concert for rape victims in India? To build a school in Somalia? To bring civilization to Essex? Nah, I can't either. I also can't imagine this vacuous duo caring about anything but having cameras, or erect penises popping in their faces. Or getting Chlamydia-laced facials from rubbing each others' clams.

Christ, this IS a disgusting world.

Charlotte Dawson Gives Up Her Anti-Bullying Fight; a suicide. Shit heads & New Zealand Animals Cheer

What's the biggest form of Amusement these days? The Internet, of course. "Social" media.

What's the biggest reason for this? Bullying, Bullshit and Bootlegging. The battle cry of the cretins is "Freedom of Speech" and "Don't RUIN our FUN."

The latest casualty in the fight against these grotesque and childish greedheads is Charlotte Dawson...a beautiful model who moved from magazines to starring on various idiot reality and contest shows. Unfortunately, idiot reality and contest shows may be a sign of civilization's decline, but they aren't as popular as simply trolling Twitter and other sites and being an unreal asshole.

And so, the assholes, hardly impressed with Dawson's level of fame, harassed her as much as they could, driving an already weakened and depressed woman to self-destruction.

Altogether now, trolls: "She deserved it! She tried to RUIN OUR FUN! We pledge to drive more people to suicide. Ha ha ha!"

Charlotte Dawson may have been the wrong person to lead the charge...having a strike against her already for being an attractive woman. TROLLS HATE ATTRACTIVE WOMEN. The bitchy cunt variety of troll is jealous of any woman who doesn't spend her time sitting alone at a computer, and the bastardy dick variety of troll hates all women...as even unattractive ones don't want to associate with creepy geeks who are constantly on "social" media and tweeting and texting rather than developing the skills to be interesting in the real world.

Yeah. "Social" media is actually a refuge for "Social" outcasts. The problem with this is that they cross the line into being vicious, nasty, evil carriers of "social disease" who aren't merely insulting, but are out-and-out mental cases. They go on Twitter to post, every day, "please kill yourself" on some victim's account. They use the Internet to, in the words of one troll, "harass you till you die."

Back in 2012, Dawson attempted suicide after becoming hopelessly frustrated by Twitter trolls. She was targeted and bullied for being part of "Community Brave," an anti-cyberbullying group.

What could be more FUN than driving somebody to attempt suicide? Why, continuing until the person actually dies. Woo hoo!

A typical Woo Whore, who is probably in hysterics at this very minute, is Tanya Heti, who had nothing better to do at Melbourne's Monash University, than try and get Dawson to kill herself. Tanya Heti is happily tweeting and barking on the Interent right now. Fortunately for her, Monash University let her hang on, because cyber-bullying IS, according to them, "freedom of speech," and there's nothing wrong with e-mailing someone a zillion times, hacking their Twitter account, urging someone to die, and the rest of the FUN and games.

In this era of thrill-seeking, nothing is beyond the pale and it's impossible to out-Herod Herod. ALL is permitted. The movies, of course, are where we're supposed to go to see the worst type of pornography and the most grotesque violence, and then laugh, laugh, laugh at being able to keep our popcorn down when most any normal person would be puking.

The outspoken, now-deceased Ms. Dawson had some support in the anti-bullying world, but like most any group that gets together out of a sense of outrage, or sensitivity, that world was miniscule compared to the cancerous, ever-growing monsters who like their FUN. If anything, she received criticism from those who actually confuse real "Freedom of Speech" with the diarrhea-mouthed callus-fingered garbage the cyberbullies and the "entertainment should be free" downloaders warp to fit their own misshapen brains. Dawson, not a fan of New Zealand, said "Unless you're very mediocre you need to get out of there – you just have to if you want to keep succeeding otherwise it'll just crush your spirit."

That was her opinion, based on her own observations, and it's not really possible to "bully" a nation just by expressing your views. She didn't say it a million times and hack every New Zealander's Twitter account or website to post it, either.

She also happens to be right. Aside from speaking English, and having some obscure wildlife, New Zealand IS a shit pot. For one thing, it was the place where "Don't RUIN our FUN" Megaupload Nazi "Kim Dotcom" chose to build his mansion, the biggest on that turd-shaped island. Yet, some were saying "Dawson deserved it," because she had opinions. Opinions, stated, is different from bullying and harassment. So what, so she said something negative about fucking New Zealand!

For New Zealand to encourage and give safe-haven to one of the world's worst copyright-abusers, the head of the scummy Megaupload, shows how horrific New Zealand is. For Dawson to have encouraged Lorde (some singer I never listen to) to leave New Zealand only made sense. Lorde was not going to be a Grammy-winner and a world-renowned singer (to some people) if she confined herself to the zoo called New Zealand.

Well, even in death, there are cyberbullies. Apparently some people "followed" Dawson on Twitter just to be able to post on her account. You'll note the asshole below, proud of his graffiti handle and dopey picture, gleefully posting some self-important bullshit for all the mourners to see, about whether he did or didn't kill Dawson:

Twitter is such an appropriate name for a site full of bird-brained self-promotion...only it's turned deadly. The website Jezebel noted, in reporting on Charlotte's death, how often her Twitter account was bullied:

The boxer Jeff Fenech, who bears the scars from an attack on the real world, is still more concerned with cyber-bullying than thugs, hoodlums and thieves who attack innocent people with knives. He is part of an organization called Angels Goal, which also attracted the time and effort of Charlotte Dawson.

Lastly...you might think (as the toads who dissed Charlotte Dawson for speaking her mind) that THIS blog is a bit hypocritical in supporting any anti-cyberbullying campaign. Isn't THIS blog full of cyberbullying?

No, it is NOT. How could you bring up such an inane notion?

Oh. You didn't. I did. That's because I'm sensitive. I understand that people can have their feelings hurt. I just don't happen to feel that assholes such as Miley Cyrus and the Kardashians, or an asshat like Justin Bieber, have feelings. They've been criticized by a lot more powerful websites than mine, and they could care less. Real cyberbullying is harassment, it's the constant abusive destruction of someone's piece of mind through e-mails and hacking and the abuse of their Facebook and Twitter account (among others). It's always aimed at people who are the most vulnerable...ones who aren't famous, ones who are often isolated, and at an awkward age when they need support and friends the most. It's aimed at the weak ones, like Dawson, who have a history of depression, a disease that can cause an intense degree of sensitivity and fragility. The more the frustration, the more the anger and hurt, the greater the depression.

And so it was, that Dawson lost the fight. Not the stupid, selfish fight for 'Freedom of Speech' for those who don't know the meaning of the phrase Not the stupid fight to download everything for free and have the "FUN" of raping copyright owners and laughing and skipping around and around their ridiculous windmill or mommy's basement while wearing a fucking effeminate and ridiculous Guy Fawkes mask. She joined the noble fight to stand up for those who are helpless and hurting.

Charlotte Dawson was a beautiful person.

Viley Virus - MILEY CYRUS and her NEVER-ENDING BORE TOUR of TIRED TWAT TRICKS

Toothpick Miley, the boyish Bieber-faced bimbo bitch who has to practically Strip to Nothing to prove she's female...

Has done it again. And again. And again.

She's touring with the same boring TWERKS, and SLUT OUTFITS, and TONGUE-OUT bullshit.

Come on, CUNT, can't you think of anything new?

Christ, here she goes again, twerking a blackie...oooh, how clever, how controversial....

Oooh, here she is, wafting her crotch smell past the 10th row...

Oooh, here's the dumb bitch sticking out her tongue and showing the world how she can make ALL THE MONEY with stale slut-games.

Wow, and here's Miley the Role Model, who couldn't stand being Hannah Montana, but figures extolling cocksucking is MUCH MUCH better. That's right, Miley, you show all the pre-teens how glamorous it is to give blowjobs. Surely every 14 year-old should start practicing, right away.

The weird thing is that in this ADD world, where everyone has attention deficit, and Lady Gaga has to keep throwing crap all over herself (raw meat, even) Viley Virus just does the same boring shit over and over. She sings the same generic, predictable crappy songs, she dances the same inept high-school cheerleader moves, has the same zoo of moronic fools buzzing around her in dumbass costumes, and she "shocks" with the same shit she's done at every awards show.

About the only thing she hasn't done is just strip entirely on stage...which she probably won't do because she could get arrested, and miss making MONEY by spending a night in jail.

You know how little kids are? You tell 'em a story and they say "Tell it again." You put on a fucking Disney DVD, and when it's over: "Play it again!"

In that way, considering nobody over 18 would care about this trite twat, maybe that's the reason she's doing the same junk again and again and again. She also hasn't the wit or creativity to do much else.

"Go ahead MILEY," her piglet fans squeal..."grab your crotch like Justin Bieber does, like Michael Jackson did, and stick out your tongue like you saw Gene Simmons do...and...and...do it again! Oh, do it again! Hit me baby one more time!"

Zzzzzzz...this boyish bitch can be as lewd as she wants, and wear the sluttiest outfits imaginable...and it's NOT EROTIC IN THE LEAST.

Christ, I never thought I'd say it, but "HEY MADONNA, GET OUT THERE...AND BRING SEXY BACK!"

There. I said it. Not that I mean it. You know what's sexy? An album over from Julie London or Linda Ronstadt or Stevie Nicks. Fully clothed.

Go fuck yourself Viley. I wouldn't touch your fishing hole with a barge pole.

Kunty Katie Woo sez: Don't STEAL what I'VE STOLEN!

Here's another eBay maggot...a parasite who makes money copying celebrity photos....

Ebay does not allow this. (Ha ha ha ha ha).

Really. They turn a blind eye to bitches like Katie Woo, but officially...

http://pages.ebay.com/help/policies/replica-counterfeit.html says you can ONLY sell "Photos you took yourself and own the rights to (if you have the consent of the people in the photos)" and you are NOT allowed to sell "Unauthorized or pirated copies of...PHOTOS..."

What's funny about this British Bint, is that she dares to put a warning on the photos she steals.

It says that SHE is allowed to abuse copyright, but YOU aren't. So don't copy the photo she copied!

Note the lines she made sure to print in RED...

Viley Virus (Miley Cyrus) Should Have her Vagina checked by a Gynecologist

IMAGINE...a John Lennon Death Certificate Selling GHOUL on Ebay

Can you imagine somebody making a living by xeroxing death certificates?

That's CHUCK. Make that UPCHUCK.

Ooh, what entertainment, what amusement, to look at a xerox of John Lennon's death certificate:

What do you think of a nickel-and-dime slimeball who'd charge $3.95 or $4.95 for a few pages of a xerox copy? A library charges less than .50

CHUCK who runs CHUCKSAUCTIONHOUSE (ebay seller name) wants MORE than that. He charges a whopping $15.95 shipping!

Yes, $15.95 to fold 3 sheets of paper and put it in an envelope. An envelope is less than 5 cents. The xeroxing is less than 15 cents. The stamp is 50 cents.

PS. It's a violation of Ebay rules to overcharge on shipping, but sellers try to sneak the overblown shipping rather than pay an extra 10 cents to Ebay.

You see, if CHUCK was HONEST, his ad would be for $16.95 and $1.00 shipping and handling. or maybe $2.00 shipping and handling.

Nah. Ebay charges maybe five or ten cents for his $4.95 ad. They'd charge him 25 cents for a $16.95 ad. Why should CHUCK pay Ebay the fee they demand?

Better to stiff Ebay by sneaking a $15.95 charge...and hoodwinking a bidder who doesn't notice the huge shipping charge, and might simply click the PAYPAL button, quickly pay, and not notice what a scam it is.

OH. One last thing.

UPCHUCK routinely runs three, four, six, ten duplicate auctions at the same time, flooding the site with his death certificates.

The idea is that anyone searching a category (like "Entertainment") will be guaranteed to find a Lennon death certificate auction, since he posts a new one every other day. He isn't going to rely simply on people typing in John's name!

Yes, it's illegal and against Ebay rules to sneak duplicate listings. A seller is only supposed to run ONE at a time. If you have five "John Lennon Imagine" CDs and want to get rid of 'em all quickly and need cash fast, the best you can do is put up ONE "buy it now" ad, showing the quantity as 5. You can NOT run 5 individual ads.

PS, UPCHUCK is also using a photo of John Lennon without the permission or Lennon's estate of the photographer.

Imagine that...

DENG ME, DENG ME, THEY OUGHTA TAKE A ROPE AND HANG ME... TONY BLAIR, WENDI DENG

Honey Boo Boo - A Throbbing Boil on the Butt of the World

The London Daily Fail (among others) has awarded an entire page to a fat little redneck brat eating chocolate.

In part...and I'm sparing you the more nauseating photos of this turdlet...

Have you ever watched this moronic "Reality Show" that fawns over this little chunk of white trash?

No, and I haven't either, and that's the point. I can avoid this little bitch by just avoiding bad cable TV. I don't "channel surf" so I don't even have to see her nasty overfed little face.

BUT...the idiot media, pushing BUY BUY BUY and WATCH WATCH WATCH and THIS IS IMPORTANT, THIS IS VITAL, THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT...

....fucking INSIST on running non-articles like this. Do you care if your idiot neighbor's brat likes her chocolates or not? That's how important THIS is in the world.

But in White Trash Land, where there are plenty of overfed fat-faced little monsters, this annoyingly named shit lump is a STAR, and all the white trash morons get a vicarious thrill thinking about how their own homely disgusting family might one day be on TV just like Mrs. Boo Boo and her runny dollop of "Honey."

You don't think Darwin was wrong? Shirley Temple just died. Compare Shirley Temple in 1934 to this disgusting Honey Boo Boo bloblet in 2014.

Yeah. Darwin WAS wrong.

KHLOE KARDASHIAN: SHUT UP AND SUCK BLACK COCK, YOU SKANK HO MORON

Yeah, these Kunt Trashian bitches never stop do they?

Every fucking day the news has to breathlessly feature one if not all of media whore Kris Jenner's trio of white trash cunts. OR...the media has to report on Bruce Jenner flouncing around. OR...it's one of the monsters spawned by Kris and Jenner (before he went totally femme).

And I remind you, this is NOT confined to TMZ or semen-breath Perez Hilton's babble site, or buried on the back page of a daily newspaper, or a mere link on an Internet newspaper website. It's right there with Syrian atrocities, the Olympics and the weather report. Whatever horrible disaster that might have befallen a local citizen (bus crash, murder, kidnapping of a child) it does NOT beat the disaster of a Kardashian wardrobe malfunction, the news of which idiot sister is having trouble with her latest black boyfriend, or which bitch has gone on twitter to complain and moan over not being respected.

The other day...it was the vital news that the monstrosity known as "Kendall" Jenner made her debut as a FASHION MODEL. Wow.

One of the youngest of the media-whore brood, "Kendall" has only enough talent to walk a straight line. So she had her freaky face made up and walked up and down in a ridiculous see-through top that showed her nipples. No Internet newspaper could resist this non-news event: "KENDALL SHOWS HER NIPPLES!" Really. Most of the newspapers trumpeted this...but didn't even show the see-through nipple without censor dots.

Here's the uncensored view, as appalled fashionistas, fruitbats and tasteless rich morons saw it live and in person:

Sexy...not. It would be no great loss if Kendall Jenner got hit by a crosstown bus and was flung into the East River and drowned.

Some people actually sneered at this skanky display...which led, you guessed it, to the mighty KHLOE KARDASHIAN getting on Twitter!

That's showin' 'em. Nothing is more powerful than...TWEETING.

But consider who is doing it...a nasal, annoying no-talent air-head piece of white trash who hardly even knows how to spell.

In fact, all she could do was try and sound black. Yo, like she be the real deal. Wassup, cribmates? KHLOE is JUST SAYIN' that her step-sister is DOPE:

WATTA HO.

Yeah, KHLOE, you go girl, you "LOL."

I'd "LOL" if somebody lit a firecracker and stuck it up that white trash cracker.

KHLOE actually thinks she got off some good 'uns, sneering at "haters," and using the term YALL.

Yo, Dawg Bitch, the only time you really sound black is when you're gurgling semen after a blowjob, and spilling it down your chin. Then yall really drool a drawl.

And the only time Khloe Kardashian has soul is when black dick is up her asshole.

And the only time anyone would call this airheaded no-talent deep, is if she was six feet under. Ground, that is, not a pile of black guys gangbanging her.

Khloe should just shut up and suck black dick, which is probably what all her black lovers have thought: just suck my dick and SWALLOW AND SHUT UP AFTERWARD. Bet that's why they leave her. No blowjob is worth her ear-splitting voice afterward, and listening to the trivial and inane babble coming out of her foul-breath yap.

LADY GAGA? WHY NOT...SISSY BABY

Some months ago, I wrote about hideous YouTube morons. There's no shortage of delusional people who will sit in front of a monitor, play guitar badly, and offer their God-awful "original" songs, thinking they have a chance at being discovered.

Many of them offer mindless "tributes" to a favorite star. This takes the form of unrehearsed off-key cover songs sung to a karaoke track. SISSY BABY has sat around in make-up, girlie dresses and diapers, doing a ton of this shit...singing along to all her favorite songs.

As with vanity "have your lyrics put to music" 45's that are now highly prized by that cult for "outlaw" and "lounge" music, I predict these YouTube videos will be gathered up onto DVD and sold at memorabilia conventions. Maybe they'll have some inane caveat like: "These are public domain because they were found on YouTube, not intended to infringe on copyright, sold here as "fair use," rights still belong to the original artist, support the artist by going to gigs and buying t-shirts."

Surely, SISSY BABY will be one of those lucky artists to be included in ANY collection of "incredibly strange" music videos.

The screen cap above is of course, SISSY BABY, who apparently is one John Inghle, owner of the YouTube channel, a man with an overwhelming (over 700 posted videos) need to spend much of his time in "adult baby drag."

I was looking for Karaoke versions of Bob Dylan, and along with simple lyrics-on-screen titles to choose from, up came Sissy Baby's collection of sing-alongs. Yes, even though they have only gotten a pathetic number of hits (like, 30 or 40), they turned up rather prominently. Maybe he pays for placement? And people STILL don't want to look?

There's no point in making snarky remarks about Sissy Baby. I also don't shoot ducks in a barrel. I post it here just to chronicle what passes for amusement now, and how so many, many people, in or out of drag and diapers, feel compelled to add to the overpopulation of YouTube (and eMusic and Spotify and MySpace etc. etc.) by refusing to leave entertainment to the professionals.

Warhol was not correct. The future is not people being famous for 15 minutes, but people demanding to be famous forever...and as the cliche goes, being legends in their own minds. Ray Davies has turned out to be much more the profound psychic. He sang, "Everybody's in show biz, everybody's a star...doesn't matter who you are." Or if you have talent. We CAN be amused by people who have no talent at all. Ray may not have envisioned a future where he couldn't get a record label deal, or move 50,000 copies of an album in stores, or that he would be competing with SISSY BABY for a YouTube viewer's valuable time. But it's happened.

http://youtu.be/TmzB_g5vzag

YouTube link for SISSY BABY doing Knocking on Heaven's Door.

Want something even more gross? SISSY BABY (sometimes billed as ADULT BABY ME) has covers of Scissors Sisters, Toni Basil and lots more. But one of the weirdest is the literal leg-kickin' rendition of Subterranean Homesick Blues...

http://youtu.be/WcTgDHJxEQ8

A warning photo:

PS...about the teeth...the lesson here is never use a rusty nail as a pacifier.

If SISSY BABY becomes the next LADY GAGA or HONEY BOO BOO it wouldn't surprise me. Everybody's in show biz...with a shot at "going viral" and becoming contagious, like the Korean asshole who danced around "gangnam style" or the sobbing queer who simply sat in front of his camcorder and howled, "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE."

And the guy below? Oh, that's just Weird Al as "Lady Gaga." He's singing, "I'm not crazy...I PERFORM THIS WAY." He went five years without making an album, since albums don't sell much...and it can be quite a money-losing proposition to do a professional music video with production values. He actually paid out a LOT of money to create a music video for "Perform This Way," and then donated his royalties to charity, lest he offend all the gays, drag queens and transgenders who love Lady Gaga and think "Born This Way" is a sacred anthem.

And yeah, "Weird Al" has to compete with Weird people including a guy in baby-drag, because today's audiences have no discrimination and anything bizarre can hold their attention.

The world's gone insane.

Gender Jackass BRUCE JENNER QUITS his "Reality" show

Horrible but true, "Keeping up with the Kardashians," a trailer-trash reality show, has been on the air for NINE seasons.

Granted, it's easy and cheap enough to have a cretin with a camera follow a few monkeys around, and have a conniving director and writer think up stunts to stage and pretend are "real," but NINE FUCKING YEARS?

There's some talk that the show might finally be taken off the air, like the hideous "Jersey Shore" was, the Gene Simmons mess, Ozzy and his moronic wife, etc. One thing is apparently for certain: Girly-Man Bruce Jenner is OUT.

Why is this mentioned HERE? When it's just gossip?

Because, in chronicling the shit we call "entertainment," I find it most interesting that at the height of Jenner's publicity, with the paps following with rapt attention, THIS particular "star" is uncomfortable enough and disgusted enough to want to retire.

A woman's privilege.

This leaves his ex-wife, media whore Kris, in charge of the 5 K-named KUNTS: Kendall and Kylie Jenner, and Kris' daughters from a previous slutty marriage: Kourtney, Kim and Khloe Kardashian. Kris will probably hook up with another B-list semi-famous asshole as she did the sleazy lawyer Kardashian and freak-faced Jenner, and continue on and on and on, as a kind of trashy, smelly, talentless variation on Joan Collins...who still has to primp and posture like an old prostitute, but at least had legit credits before she became a parody.

Good luck Bruce, with your breast augmentation, ball sack removal, and whatever else you want to do....as long as you do it in private and stay off reality shows forever.

Bruce Jenner - Sex-Change Sideshow Freak Should Join a Circus

America has produced a disgraceful freak show called "Keeping up with the Kardashians," and made an obsession over an ugly skank's gigantic butt, her creepy mother's whorey make-up, the mother's freaky-looking girly-man husband, and the rest of the puke...including Kanye West and various imbecilic Kardashian and Jenner sisters...

Most would agree that KIM KARDASHIAN is the most obnoxious and disgusting of the lot, since it all started because she was a slut-skank who videotaped herself having sex with some dumbass black guy. Oooh, and her father was one of the weasel-lawyers who got O.J. Simpson off a murder charge. What a claim to fame: being a slut and having an ambulance-chasing cold-hearted piece of shit for a father.

But...Bruce Jenner seems grimly determined to become the freakiest, most nauseating member of the clan. Here's his latest picture...where he looks as evil, insane, and sexually confused as some transvestite murderer in a bad Brian DePalma movie.

What the FUCK is THAT?

Some time back, Jenner intimidated creepy Jimmy Fallon by coming on the "Late Show" and glowering about how strong he is, and how tough he is, and how he didn't like all the jokes about his plastic surgery-fucked face. Fallon backed down and nervously giggled and apologized.

Like the tranny in Ray Davies' "Out of the Wardrobe" song (much weirder than "Lola"), Jenner probably considers himself a chick with a dick. Or a bull dyke with an enlarged clitoris. Or just Bruce Jenner, inventor of a whole new and totally repulsive gender.

What is most disgusting of all, is he has to do this in public, and along with the horrible Kardashians and the rest of the twisted mental cases around him, he's got trailer trash morons tuning in to some bad cable channel to watch it all. And whatever he and the other freaks do, becomes unavoidable media fodder. You just can't fucking pick up a newspaper without seeing a picture of one of these brain-damaged egomaniacs.

Which is why this blog is DISGUSTED with the AMUSEMENT industry. This queer Quasimodo half-man half plastic mannequin should be in a leper colony waiting for his dick to fall off, and NOT be featured constantly in my daily newspaper.

Mary J. Blige - Ignorant Animal-Killing Dirtbag Bitch

Well, you GO girl...you GO TO HELL.

Take a look at this brainless bitch, Mary J. Blige:

This HO will OBLIGE any fucking FUR DESIGNER. Bling-crazed Blige, a big load of bilge, is wearing a "bleached alabaster sable and lynx" coat, valued at the wretchedly excessive price of $100,000.

She doesn't give a damn about animals....the way some people didn't give a damn about Africans some 150 years ago. Back in those backward days, some people thought Africans were no better than monkeys. The idea was to haul them in chains to America and put 'em to work as slaves. Why not? Africans didn't seem too bright, didn't talk except to say ooga-booga, and didn't even wear clothes. Hell, some of them were cannibals and were eating each other! Fucking BLACK SAVAGES...what good were they except to serve the superior race?

What happened? Consciousness-raising. "Hey, these blacks have feelings. They have emotions. They know how to love their offspring. They communicate in their own way even if to YOU it all sounds like ooga-booga..."

Today, normal people wouldn't think of African-Americans as nothing but monkeys to serve as menials. And most normal people DO NOT WEAR FUR.

But to this nasty, insensitive, arrogant Mary J. Blige show-off, a sable or a lynx is below the level of an African in 1860, pre-Abraham Lincoln. No, a beautiful lynx has no feelings and no right to live...it should be slaughtered so that SHE can wear its fur. What she does to a lynx...would she do to somebody's cat?

It's vanity and it's insanity, but this HO' (she does it for money, or to get to keep the fur) doesn't get it. Tell me that cutting a cat's throat and wearing the fur is any different from doing it to a sable or a lynx! It's cruel, it's stupid, and there's no reason for it. None. Man-made garments are much warmer.

What a STUPID, STUPID bitch this MARY J. BLIGE is.

We've evolved from thinking that an African should be just a slave, a tool for a smarter race. Mary J. Blige just hasn't evolved enough to understand that animals have feelings...and that their cries when they are hurt and abused are just as rending as those of a whipped nigger on a plantation in Alabama.

Murdering animals for vanity?

Christ, Blige, you are one ignorant disgrace.

SKANKY HO-WIFE OF ICE-T GOTTA SHOW TITTY TO GET ATTENTION

Who da fuck be COCO AUSTIN?

She be da WIFE of noted nobody, piece of shit, no-talent ICE-T.

No no, dawg, not JAY-Z. Not Fitty Cent. Not none o' doze udder brainless kindergarten names these dumbasses have.

ICE-T be da one.

Like so many o' these AZZZ HOLES, he be wantin' a skanky white ho' for a wifey.

He sho nuff got one in COCO AUSTIN.

HOW'D she get DA NAME "COCO."

Probly from wantin' so much COCOA in her mouf. Wid da CREAM afta, yok yok yok.

Seriously (I mean, srsly) look at her. This is what a black man's whore looks like. Big fake titties. Vanilla complexion. Maybe she got BOOTY implants to complete the show.

She be just anudda example of what we all supposed to be entertained by...in a world with NO CLASS. ICE-T? DA world be dominated now by rap shit, "beats," and obnoxious tunes with two or three lyric lines repeating endlessly. Just listen to dat DAFT PUNK shit song the Grammy Award morons honored...and da rest of da lame-ass nominees (on a show hosted by a very arrogant, cocky JAY-Z, what it is, what it is...)

With so many no-talent skanks around, Coco Austin, in order to promote something or other, had to flash for the cameras.

Nice goin' BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-ATCH.

HEY EVER' BODY, I BE ICE-T'S SKANK, I GOT ME A REALITY SHOW OR SOMETHIN...DON'T GO RUNNIN' AFTER SOME HO' THAT FUCKED SPITZER, DON'T KEEP SNIFFIN' AT KIM'S BEEEE-HIND. LOOKY HERE! LOOKY HERE! I BE A REAL BIG TITTY BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-ATCH.

Hey Ms. Austin, duz yo classy ICE-T approve of dis? How 'bout yo mama? How 'bout you go swim in the sewer with the other turds?

Dog-Face MARIA CAREY HAS TO SHOW HER TITS TO GET ATTENTION

Was it because she was performing on a "BET" (Black Entertainment Television) show?

You know the stereotype. Da players don't wanna see no skanky chick unless she show sum titty!

Take a look...

Look Up. Not at her cleavage. At her ugly bloated face.

THAT is why she wore that dress. Maria Carey is aging, and even if you like her shitty singing...that same boring car-alarm crap that Whitney Houston was famous for...you can NOT be serious about her doggy-face.

You got yo-self a DAWG face, BEEEEEEE-ATCH!

Eydie Gorme looks better dead than you do alive.

Soon you gonna have ta go out in only yo drawers!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-ATCH!

COPENHAGEN ZOO RUN BY SADISTIC NAZI BASTARDS

Oooh, the fun of going to the "zoo." This is entertainment and amusement…watching animals jailed up and confined to small spaces, where they have to listen to shrieking brats all day, and see misshapen morons point at them and take pictures. They don't get the fresh food they would get in the wild. But they're supposedly "better off" for being in captivity rather than hunted to extinction. What the fuck, right, as long as a few specimens are in zoos for our amusement, kill all of them in the wild. Oh, and kill 'em in zoos, too! The Copenhagen Zoo for example.

Ah, "wonderful wonderful Copenhagen," which was once full of Nazis (decent people had to flee the country) and is now simply full of shit. What the FUCK is the point of Denmark? To keep Germans from pissing into the North Sea? To keep an eye on Sweden's suicidal population, hedonistic copyright stealing "pirates" and the rest of the inbred dopey Swedish meatballs who live there? On both counts, they've failed. So, how about we euthanize all the Danes? How about we blow Denmark off the fucking map?

Why not…that's their attitude towards a baby giraffe…just kill it. Actually, not only kill it, but dismember it in front of a zoo audience (including children) and throw the pieces to the lions. Just like they threw Christians to the lions. Mmm, nice going Denmark, let's show that man has not evolved much in 2000 years. As to why they couldn't just "fix" the male giraffe if they were so concerned with der "Master Race" of giraffes they were breeding…ach, ach, too expensive. Why bother? Kill it instead! KILL! KILL! KILL!

Long story short: you don't cut down giraffes and be barbaric and cut them up and throw the meat to lions.

Denmark seems to be loaded with nothing but red-faced beer-bellied drunks, ex-Nazis, current Nazis, unfeeling slobs, and a whole lot of herring. FUCK YOU, DENMARK.

The Hair of Some Cunt named Julianne Hough

This is amusement?

This is vital celebrity news?

Is the term "pixie cut" or "pigs see cunt?"

Sorry, never heard of this bint.

Do you pronounce Hough as in "Huff" or as in "Ho'?"

How some preening no-talent does her hair is of no interest to me, and should be of no interest to anyone. Except whoever is fucking her pixie cunt. Or whatever pigs see her cunt.

Christ, if you don't have anything worth reporting, forget it, Daily Fail. You save bandwidth and we all save some brain cells from being scorched.

Swiss say IMMIGRATION is FULL OF HOLES no Rapidshare for Didier Burkhalter

Say, that's one pissed-off looking Nazi...

Didier Burkhalter (a name that could've come out of "Hogan's Heroes") doesn't like the way monkey-morons from crazy countries are doing a Rapidshare in Swiss Cheese Land.

Immigrants? WHO THE FUCK NEEDS 'EM?

Unless you need some monkey to scrub a toilet or wipe the baby's ass, you really DON'T need 'em. Especially not if they're going to babble in their own insane language, smell up the place with their awful cooking, walk around dressed like it's Halloween, and start raping and killing if they don't get their way...or if you don't practice their particular crackpot religion.

Orson Welles once said that Switzerland, with their (cowardly, wimpy) neutrality and aversion to war, has had little to show for themselves besides cuckoo clocks. If Orson wasn't being kind, he might've crossed that one positive out, on the grounds that the Swiss invented yodeling, which makes it hard to hear a cuckoo clock.

Switzerland is known for being a hypocritical scummy country that not only condones but licks the arses of every corrupt politician, hedge fund weasel and criminal on the planet. "Yes, yes," says Didier Fuckwad, "come bring us your money, which we will happily shelter! You get anonymity! We don't mind HOW you earned it!"

Likewise, Didier Fuckwad gives a pass to Rapidshare, which has for years found safe haven in Switzerland. They rapidly share American and British music (just about the only music anyone cares enough about to steal). They'll stay in Switzerland, learning a lesson from Megaupload. The Nazi nutjob who ran Megaupload foolishly chose to be a big player in New Zealand, rather than rub his coprophiliac nose up against some of his fellow Nazis is Switzerland, a country a little too close in style to Germany to be hip enough for a music (stealing) mogul.

Rapidshare happily believes in Swiss anonymity for its uploaders (and downloaders) and will rarely suspend the account of a paying "premium" member.

A lot of their most obnoxious "premium" members (ie, dicks) are from second-rate countries like Holland and Sweden...places Didier Burkhalter feels are so ripe with stinky morons that he wants to make sure none of them can emigrate to HIS country. Let these foul, moronic cretins pay Rapidshare for accounts via Paypal...that's as close to Switzerland itself as they should get!

Rapidshare (aka Crapidshare, aka Rapidshit) also has plenty of premium pricks from the greasy nation of Italy, where Mussolini was once revered, and where copyright has been so lax that factories have literally churned out bootleg CDs and vinyl by the millions. "Ay, watsa-matta-fa you? Dis is-a legal in-a Italy!"

So...Didier Burkhalter (translates as "I'll diddle you in your burka or halter") wants to make sure Switzerland doesn't get fucked up by foreigners. If you're neutral, it's about all you can do. Once the monkey swine are actually IN your country, how do you fight them when they're blowing themselves up in your restaurants, and bombing citizens as they watch a parade? Fuck, these monkey swine would even use your own cuckoo clocks to set the timers on these things!

Rest easy, every-crook. Your Rapidshare account is still operating so you can get free amusement. Your drug dealer, who supplies the rest of your amusement, is also safe because his bank account won't be handled by some Paki maniac or even some devious German who might have ways of sneaking some currency out of a safe deposit box, and rolling it up inside a knockwurst and shoving it up his ass as he goose-steps to the border.

"Restrict Immigration" say the Swiss. Let every nation follow their example...shun immigrants...their language, their customs, and even their food. Each to his own cheese! If you're in Switzerland, only eat Swiss cheese. If you're in the U.K., only Cheddar. If you're in Italy, only Mozzarella (or Parmesan...lucky you). If you're in France, only an oozing brie, and in America...ha ha ha...only...VELVEETA!

That's FINE...Google publicly humiliated in FRANCE

Google's home page in France has an embarrassing sign on it:

"Statement: the Restricted National Commission on Information and Freedom has fined Google €150 000 euro fine for breaches of the "Freedoms" law. The decision can be seen at the following address: http://www.cnil.fr/linstitution/missions/sanctionner/Google/"

According to "Business Insider," French authorities "have required the statement because Google fell afoul of regulators in Europe. Each country has different information and privacy laws — with France's often being the most strict…Google is appealing the decision but is being required to maintain the notice on its front page while the appeals process plays out." Actually, another report says that The Great Google is only going to keep the humiliating notice up for a few days…till they can find some judge or other to declare that their beloved Google maps, and Google glasses, and "throw everything onto YouTube and make money" and their notorious blogs of music theft…are all part of God's will.

That same judge will probably declare that Google doesn't need to pay the Frenchies their requested $1 billion tax fine (yes, a BILLION). Did you even hear about these fines before? That's because television stations are scared to death of offending Google, and most newspapers are afraid of even further copyright abuse from the "search engine giant" that not only extorts people to pay for placement, but openly seeks to destroy copyright in the name of "Freedom of Speech."

Amusingly enough, once in a while a rebellious Internet website's report will turn up on the daily "Google News" page as a hot-link feature. This is because "Google is Your Friend" and proves it by selflessly running anti-Google pieces now and then to make you sympathetic to bullies that sue them...most of them governments that also want to restrict your "right" to download any copyrighted material you please. Google also knows they are so big they can do what Hitler did, and just scapegoat any critics as being unjust and unfair...while marching onward to further world domination.

What to do AFTER Philip Seymour Hoffman DIES

After the shock of hearing about an actor dying, you've got to do something.

Don't you? Even if you didn't know the guy, and only saw a few of his films? You can't just stay indoors and wring your hands. Or ring up a pizza delivery and watch "Doubt." No doubt about it. Like Christmas and New Year's, the media covers the events and pretty much says, "YOU have to be involved, too." Go buy Christmas gifts, go stand with a million assholes in Times Square to watch the ball drop on New Year's Eve. And look everyone, the actor Phillip Seymour Hoffman died. We'll tell you when the private funeral is so you can stand on the sidewalk and celebrity-watch, and we'll tell you about the "vigil" outside his building where YOU can stand with a Dixie Cup and a candle...

Having fun yet?

Have you noticed, that a public show of flowers and candles is now a knee jerk reaction any time somebody dies? Is it that we've gotten so sensitive...or so wimpy...or that we've got to share in the "grief process" because it's fun?

Some schmuck gets knocked off his bicycle, some brat who is part of a family of twelve wanders away and ends up in a sewer, or an overweight character actor OD's on drugs...and instantly there's the famous "makeshift memorial" at the scene of the crime or in front of the person's apartment, with pictures, stuffed animals, balloons and candles. Gotta join in, ya know.

Often there's a TV report, LIVE, showing a solemn march as people declare that this is a "tragedy" that "should never have happened."

If there's a few inches of snow falling, they'll tell you "Stay inside, don't go out, don't try and use your car." But somebody croaks? Come join the "vigil." Come place some flowers. You've GOT to DO something. PS, it's fun!

Care to march BEFORE a tragedy happens? Like go stand in front of the fucking Syrian embassy? Or 10 Downing Street? Or City Hall? Nah, that's carrying a placard too far.

God is watching, believe me, and he's really impressed with your Dixie Cup and candle. Hold 'em a little higher, there are some clouds in the way, and heaven is a long way from Earth.

Meanwhile, if you're a leading suspect....

a crummy drug dealer acknowledged by everyone as a lowlife...

you can't go anywhere except to court. But when you're in court...put on your CREEPIEST FACE...

Yeah, that's Vineberg, the guy who once put out a jazz album under the name Robert Aaron, and once had dark hair.

If you're one of the OTHER suspects who lived in that shitty building and were caught in possession of drugs...well, there's plenty of proof of how obnoxious and creepy YOU are...

If you're some snotty cunt who is mad at Daddy and decides to shack up with another privileged snot, an obnoxious dickhead whose Daddy is part of a big law firm...then you KNOW you can beat the rap. So just wait for the bail bondsman and then snicker or stare or give the finger or just ignore everyone because they should RESPECT YOUR PRIVACY.

Now, as for the bereaved...expect the pap smears...the paparazzi...to do their job and besiege the ex-girlfriend and stake out her apartment and hope for some bonus action as celebrities show up, such as Cate Blanchett and Joaquin Phoenix, or...hey, we all wondered if Philip Seymour Hoffman's mother was as fat as he was...

Hiya, Lady...you're not famous, but your son was, so don't mind being surrounded by pap smears pointing their cameras at you.

"Tell me every detail, for I've got to know it all, And do you have a picture of the pain?" PHIL OCHS, "Crucifixion."

ROBERT AARON, a "TROUBLE MAN" in Philip Seymour Hoffman's DEATH

Here's some interesting news for you "let's all share the music" and "music should be free" assholes.

It looks like one of the guys who sold heroin to Philip Seymour Hoffman is...THIS GUY...

Robert Aaron, 57, is actually Robert Vineburg, and since nobody buys jazz albums or CDs, and nobody wants to "support the artist" and go to clubs when they can download movies and apps and watch streaming sports events on illegal websites...the guy had to deal horse.

Sad and stupid. But speaking of stupid, how about one of his relatives coming to check on his apartment...and spilling shit to reporters?? How dumb is that!?

Asked about Vineburg and Hoffman, the idiot chick named Christina said that her step-Dad Robert "was very upset. He said, ‘I wish he would have called me because I could have made sure if he was going to do something, someone was going to be there and he was going to be OK.” When asked what was going on with Robert selling heroin, she replied, "“That’s my dad. He got into this because right now he couldn't find any work — anything. This is the only thing he could think of. He couldn't even find work washing dishes....He has no arrest history. Hopefully he'll get six months, maybe a program."

As for playing jazz, well, yeah, he could always do a "pay for play" gig. Maybe play for tips in some hole in the wall club in the East Village. He lived on Mott Street, hardly a prestigious address. In fact he was a leader in a tenant vs landlord revolt over the shabby building not having enough heat and hot water.

The album cover that showed the cool Robert Aaron? A little different is how he actually looked in his shabby digs:

Yeah, looks like a drug dealing loser, doesn't he? But part of the reason he's a loser, is that he had the idea years ago that he could make a living as a musician, and in these Internet times, no, you can't.

His neighbors sometimes heard him play. For free. At a time when they wanted to sleep. Reporters interviewed one neighbor who said, "“I’ve heard him playing through the walls" and a woman who admitted, “He's an amazing musician. He used to play 'My Funny Valentine' at 3 a.m." And that's a good thing? "I usually throw shoes at the wall.”

WHAT GOES: "Ow, HEE HEE HEE?"

What goes "Ow, Hee Hee Hee?"

Answer: GOOGLE, out of court with a slap on the wrist and on its way to the bank with millions of dollars.

It was just another laugh for GOOGLE, when, after a lot of bureaucratic mumbling, they skated on charges of being an evil monopoly.

This is like the school principal bringing in the school bully who has been stealing all the kids' lunch money and lunches.

"You, 200 pound monster, have been pocketing a small fortune every day, and growing bigger by eating all the other childrens' lunches? What say you?"

"I guess people are jealous that I'm big and strong. Anyone wants to hold onto their money or the lunch they brought from home can do it. Just find the right paradigm."

"Sounds logical to me. You should be lauded for becoming so big and strong! I hear that you also feed pigeons with scraps of bread you don't feel like eating."

"Tell you what. I'll give some of those scraps of bread back to the kids. How's that?"

"SOLD! You, GOOGLE, are a fine symbol of compassion. Not to mention being a breathtaking genius at taking whatever you want. I respect that! All respect to GOOGLE! Heil GOOGLE!

PS, the article continues to note that: "...competitors (are) still required to pay Google for inclusion in some of Google's results." And here's some razzle dazzle: "In instances where Google does not charge for inclusion in its specialised search service, rivals will not be charged to participate in the rival links. The three displayed rivals will be chosen from a pool of eligible specialised search competitors using Google's normal web search algorithm...(and) a "dedicated auction mechanism". The settlement deal....will be legally binding...(and) will stop short of accusing Google of any wrongdoing...Google is now highly likely to avoid sanctions that could have included a fine...An independent monitoring trustee will be brought in by the Commission to police Google to make sure that it doesn't waver from its commitments with the EC..."

Ow, HEE HEE HEE. GOOGLE here, is like Justin Bieber with a house stinking of marijuana. Isn't something illegal? Oh, go find the actual marijuana after a big stall and flushing it down the toilet. Go ahead, "trustee," go ask for GOOGLE to show you the books they cooked, and take you on a tilt-a-whirl through their maze...either that, or let them bribe you outright. GOOGLE cooperates, like they do with DMCA takedown requests (which is to wait weeks before taking action, put your name and address on their "Chilling Effects" site, and let the offending blogger do it again the next day and simply smile and say "Oh, we comply, just fill out the forms again...and again...and again..."

Bruce Jenner - Freakiest Female since Michael Jackson

No, we don't have Michael Jackson to laugh at anymore. So replacing the White Lady of Perpetual Crotch Grabbing, here's Bruce Jenner, who is suffering from Crone's Disease. He wants to look like an ugly old crone.

He's undergone various plastic surgeries, and here you see him after his 'laryngeal shave,' a weak old witch needing to lean on the arm of her favorite gargoyle-troll. Just WHO that fat freak is next to Bruce is hard to say...but it could well be a toad that Kris Jenner magically turned into a semi-human, after sprinkling it with some of Bruce's hemorrhoid blood.

Note that Bruce has titties....

What was the deal, you get a "laryngeal shave" to remove your Adam's apple, and get two of Eve's apples implanted in your chest at the same time?

According to the National Inquirer (about as ethical as a Piers Morgan elevator fart), Ms. Jenner plans a sex change, and will re-name himself from Bruce to Brigitte, in honor of Brigitte Bardot.

If Jenner really wanted to honor Brigitte Bardot, he'd do something for the animal world. Like restraining the three bitch Kardashians who are continuing to run wild and throw themselves, backside first, at anything black and eight inches long. This could even include a rotten savaloy from Tesco.

However, the three bitch Kardashians are really controlled by the head bitch, Kris Jenner. And who knows, she may be busy getting an eight inch black dick grafted to her cunt, thus fulfilling her own sex change needs. Let's not forget that this creep is pretty mannish. Especially compared to Brooooos:

Look, I can't keep writing up Viley Virus or Justin Bieber. I give thanks that when I'm feeling pissed off but slightly lazy, I can enjoy some easy target practice by firing a few darts at the grotesque Jenners.

Maybe it's not fair, but who says life is fair? If it was, Philip Seymour Hoffman would be alive, and Kris Jenner would've fallen backward into her bidet and drowned.

As for Brooose, instead of a "laryngeal shave," he should just cut his throat.

Or does that sound a bit harsh?

OK, Brooose, if you just machine-gun Kim, Kris, and Khloe, and take out Kanye as well, I take back the remark about how you should cut your throat. You'd be rewarded with prison, where you could fuck all the men you want, and have the government pay for the rest of your sex change. Life is beautiful.

Too bad you never will be. But keep trying. You're already pretty special...the first fag who is also his own fag hag.