Honey Boo Boo - A Throbbing Boil on the Butt of the World

The London Daily Fail (among others) has awarded an entire page to a fat little redneck brat eating chocolate.

In part...and I'm sparing you the more nauseating photos of this turdlet...

Have you ever watched this moronic "Reality Show" that fawns over this little chunk of white trash?

No, and I haven't either, and that's the point. I can avoid this little bitch by just avoiding bad cable TV. I don't "channel surf" so I don't even have to see her nasty overfed little face.

BUT...the idiot media, pushing BUY BUY BUY and WATCH WATCH WATCH and THIS IS IMPORTANT, THIS IS VITAL, THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT...

....fucking INSIST on running non-articles like this. Do you care if your idiot neighbor's brat likes her chocolates or not? That's how important THIS is in the world.

But in White Trash Land, where there are plenty of overfed fat-faced little monsters, this annoyingly named shit lump is a STAR, and all the white trash morons get a vicarious thrill thinking about how their own homely disgusting family might one day be on TV just like Mrs. Boo Boo and her runny dollop of "Honey."

You don't think Darwin was wrong? Shirley Temple just died. Compare Shirley Temple in 1934 to this disgusting Honey Boo Boo bloblet in 2014.

Yeah. Darwin WAS wrong.